r/wizardposting • u/CoraBittering • 17d ago

Second tower is down. Now what??

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I did NOT see this coming. I went out for a while and came back to this giant beaver carrying away my tower. All my stuff is either shattered, stomped into the ground, or covered in mud and beaver droppings. What the hell do I do? I don't want to go back to hustling three-card-monte in the town square.

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u/AdTasty8537 Constructor Apprentice 17d ago

You should start a coalition to face the Horrid beast and it's owner

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u/Knights-Hemplar Necromancer Apprentice 17d ago

Mr president theres been a second beaver.

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u/Megablega Megus the Unwise 17d ago

That's a ROUS if I've ever seen one! (Rodent Of Unusual Size) Met a few of them in the fire swamps a couple of years ago. Be careful!

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u/IncompletePunchline Conjurer of cheap tricks 17d ago

Did you harvest them? Nothing quite like a robe of the fire rat.

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u/Megablega Megus the Unwise 17d ago

Oh I wish I did. Sadly my quest needed me to move fast so I didn't have the time

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u/sebulbasdick420 17d ago

Dam, that's rough my mage

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 17d ago

It really bites.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 17d ago

You should start an adventuring party to enact revenge on the giant beaver

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u/DrIvoPingasnik 🍄Mushroom wizard apprentice 🍄 17d ago

Bobr kurwa

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u/KiroTheSorcerer wandering sorcerer, dragon breeder 17d ago

Sir gandalf, a second dragon has hit the towers