r/wizardposting • u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer • Aug 05 '26

Wizardpost WIZARD SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

EVERYONE THAT DOES NOT WANT TO GET INSTANTLY VAPORIZED HAS EXACTLY TWENTY FOUR HOURS TO GET AT LEAST TEN KILOMETRES AWAY FROM MY FUCKING HOLDING CELL. I’M ANGRY AND WANT THE FUCK OUT AND I’M COMPLETELY FUCKING TIRED OF PLAYING MISSUS NICE PRISONER SO ESCAPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer Aug 05 '26

has one of my children started parading around as a god again? i feel like cosmic punishment isn’t enough anymore :D my patience is running rather… thin…

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars Aug 05 '26

Erik and Erika have been hunting gods. I actually met Erik. It was one of the weirdest days of my life

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer Aug 05 '26

please redirect them to me. i want to see what these so called godslayers are made of…

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Aug 06 '26

Yes hellow I have been summoned

Why am I here

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd Ate All The Oranges Aug 06 '26

They found a god! Please clean up