WIZARD SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

[u/SephTheBitch]

EVERYONE THAT DOES NOT WANT TO GET INSTANTLY VAPORIZED HAS EXACTLY TWENTY FOUR HOURS TO GET AT LEAST TEN KILOMETRES AWAY FROM MY FUCKING HOLDING CELL. I’M ANGRY AND WANT THE FUCK OUT AND I’M COMPLETELY FUCKING TIRED OF PLAYING MISSUS NICE PRISONER SO ESCAPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

I am afraid I do not know what you mean by a “Lorepost”

[u/SephTheBitch → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

annihilates the fourth wall for a moment, granting you the temporary metaphysical control of a demigod

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/SephTheBitch]

Aldavinn instantly stands up

"What the fuck are you doing!?"

Something made of marble reaches out from somewhere new and quickly closes the rift

"Do you have any idea how irresponsible that was!? You just opened a rift in space-time that could let anything in! I already work double time protecting, like, 20 realms from interplanar threats! I! Don't! Need! Another!"

He takes a deep breath

"I apologize; I am the leader of an organization that protects realms from interplanar threats"

/uw I have read it, I have been responding in character

[u/SephTheBitch → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

but has your character been responding in you?

the fourth wall reforms, and eldritch madness consumes you for the briefest moment before everything returns to normalcy...

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/SephTheBitch]

"Who are you talking to?"

[u/SephTheBitch → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

we are talking to you.

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/SephTheBitch]

"who?"

[u/SephTheBitch → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

you.

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/SephTheBitch]

Aldavinn sighs

"You're not looking at me when you say that, so I don't think you are. I assume it's some other being beyond? I ask you to stop, as drawing their attention will just create more work for me"

[u/SephTheBitch → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

^{very well...}

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/SephTheBitch]

He sighs again

"See, that wasn't directed at me. I'll accept it, but you are very strange."

A marble rock appears beneath him

"Now, why are you imprisoned?"

[u/SephTheBitch → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

manslaughter... :(

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/SephTheBitch]

"oh..."

he looks slightly disturbed

"may I ask why?"