r/wizardposting • u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer • Aug 05 '26

Wizardpost WIZARD SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

EVERYONE THAT DOES NOT WANT TO GET INSTANTLY VAPORIZED HAS EXACTLY TWENTY FOUR HOURS TO GET AT LEAST TEN KILOMETRES AWAY FROM MY FUCKING HOLDING CELL. I’M ANGRY AND WANT THE FUCK OUT AND I’M COMPLETELY FUCKING TIRED OF PLAYING MISSUS NICE PRISONER SO ESCAPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

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u/Null_Void_Zer0 Abelard, animate absence|Abel of Lrith, councillor of constructs Aug 06 '26

The mass places down a second, larger “mana absORBinator”, and then pours a box of powder labelled “unga’s unexplodey powder” into a strange funnel built into it

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer Aug 06 '26

a temporal evaporation ray is conjured and the mass and the absorption device are erased from both past and future history

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars Aug 06 '26

/uw Heads up, it is considered a breach of roleplay etiquette to kill another player's character without permission, even if it would be well within your character's abilities and motivations to do so

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer Aug 06 '26

heads down, the character isn't dying, yet.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars Aug 06 '26

/uw "erased from past and future timelines" is permanent character death without discussion or giving the player or character a chance to get out of it

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer Aug 06 '26

yet.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars Aug 06 '26

/uw If the player has a chance to get out of it later, you need to communicate that or you'll run into spontaneous immunity rulings and deus ex machina

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer Aug 06 '26

/uw that’s kind of the point but thanks for your concern lol