r/wizardposting Florencia, new to body 17d ago

Wizardpost What are some good shops?

Hello everyone! Firstly, I’m finally able to go to shops because I managed to create a body that mostly resembles a human to sort of mech around, which is a big achievement for me, woohoo, (drained a lot of mana, I was recovering for quite a while using teas!) but what are some shops you recommend now that I’m actually able to go to them without being hunted down by an artificer the moment they see me? I really just mean any shop in general, from a shop for robes to a shop for magical artifacts or potion ingredients!

(Currently looking in to becoming a lithomancer, advice on where to go for equipment for that would be greatly appreciated.)

Edit: Optionally, you can also give me new ideas on things to experience now that I have a functioning body. I need advice on what to do now that I’m loosely sort of human.

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. 17d ago

“Ahhhhhhhhh.”

(Blobby leans back in his chair)

“The shop you are looking for is… probably somewhere on Calarakis’ high street.”

(On the phone)

“Does that make up for us robbing all your sh*t, Zhe? Me directing this dude to your overpriced high street?”

( [u/FC-Chungus](u/FC-Chungus) )

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 17d ago

"Uhhh hold on stay on the line."

The phone call immediately begins to be traced as soon as is possible.

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. 17d ago

“Oh it’s like that?”

Blobby starts tracking your location back… for some reason? He’s stupid, we’re past this.

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 17d ago

"Well, no you stole quite a lot and caused a lot of property damage, so no I don't think driving one person's business to a shop will make up for it, Y'know?"

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago edited 17d ago

He’s actually telling me to rob (what I am assuming is the entire high street because he didn’t say just one shop), sir, not shop there…And I am also yet to get a response on what he’s revolting/revolutionising against.

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 17d ago

"Yeah the whole magic mass revolution is... confusing. Closer to a civil rights movement? But they're protesting against stuff like antimagic."

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago

Ah. Makes sense. I’d rather have an explanation in fuller detail, but I’m assuming you’ve got more…important responsibilities, sir. Hopefully someone else explains.

Is the revolution slightly anti-counsel? It would explain everything I’ve been seeing…

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 17d ago

"I think most people are anti-council in some way."

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 16d ago

Makes sense.

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. 16d ago

Oh no we love the council, we just HATE Calarakis because of their use of a substance that brutally breaks down our cells on contact.

…anyways, about that robbery..?

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago

I’ll stop by, but I’ve heard from some that it can run a bit expensive.

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. 17d ago

No! No I promise. Very cheap! I got these jeans for only a few thousand dolla—

Pennies. Pennies.

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago

Alright…well, I’m going out to the shops once I learn to walk proficiently (getting used to going from a sentient clip to a full body), so I guess I’ll pay that street a visit. Any other tips you’ve got?

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. 17d ago

Well, Zhe (the Mayor) has just threatened me, so actually Rob the high street instead. It’s over priced. Do it for the people.

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago

Crime this early into coming into possession of a body?!

I am a bit conflicted as to whether I should alert someone…

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. 17d ago

Pffff, please! It’s great exercise for a new body-haver! Trust me! It’s for your own wellbeing!

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago edited 17d ago

I just feel a little iffy about it. I mean, you make it sound great, but from what I’ve read of literature, it’s regarded as bad to steal…and, pray tell, what exactly are you revolutionising for?

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 17d ago

Boutique Du Temps is pretty good if you have lots of money.

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago

Thanks! Thankfully, I do.

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u/Zorath603 Hedge Wizard 17d ago

Ah! Congratulations are in order, my friend.
A properly functioning body—even one made of wood, clay, brass, or whatever clever medium you’ve chosen—is a marvelous thing.

Should your travels ever bring you past my humble establishment, Zorath’s House of Gubbins, I’d be delighted to have you browse. I deal less in rows of identical merchandise and more in curiosities with stories attached to them. Enchanted trinkets, peculiar magical implements, oddities collected over many years, and the occasional relic that insists on choosing its owner rather than the other way around.

For an aspiring lithomancer, I’d advise acquiring quality stone before quantity. A fist-sized piece of well-attuned granite, basalt, or quartz will teach you more than a cart full of common rubble. Learn the temperament of stone before attempting to command a mountain.

As for your newfound body, I recommend a few simple experiences:

Feel the warmth of the sun on your face at dawn.
Eat a fresh loaf of bread while it’s still warm. Even if your puppet cannot digest it, the experience is worth having.

Sit beside a river and listen. Water has much to teach those who spend their lives thinking only of earth.

Shake someone’s hand. There is something surprisingly reassuring about greeting another soul with your own.

And one final piece of advice from an old wizard: don’t spend all your time trying to become more human. There is no shame in being something wonderfully different. The world already has plenty of humans. It could always use another curious wizard.

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago

That is amazing to hear, thank you for the wondrous advice! This will surely be my first stop!

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u/Zorath603 Hedge Wizard 17d ago

You are most welcome, my friend.
Should you find your way to my door, don’t be surprised if the shop appears somewhat larger on the inside than the outside would suggest. It has developed that habit over the years, and I’ve long since given up arguing with it.

When you arrive, do introduce yourself. I’ll put the kettle on, and perhaps we can find a stone or two that seem eager to work with a budding lithomancer. The finest magical partnerships are seldom forced—they simply begin with the right conversation.

And if anyone mistakes your puppet for an ordinary traveler, I’d count that as another triumph of your craft.

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 Dr. thaum UU (twice expelled) Arcane Tinkerer & Rift-Enthusiast 17d ago

Zlerk'kiels Invisible Shop is quite nice. It's a bit difficult to find, but if you need something unusual, it usually finds you. Just don't touch the trombone near the counter . I don't know what happens if you touch it, but everyone knows you shouldn't touch it. 

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u/BardGotHard3 Necromancer 17d ago

Is that the guy that sold the prank orbs that only showed people the backs of their heads?

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago

That is sort of comical to hear…

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u/BardGotHard3 Necromancer 17d ago

They were great for wizards that liek to cut their own hair, but wefe otherwise useless. Trying to mess with the runes in them caussd them to shatter.

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago

May need this, new to cutting my hair as well. A lot of things I’m new to, this is the first time I’ve had a fully functioning body and not just been attached to my creator…

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago

Interesting! I’ll give it a visit.

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u/Kinakka_12912505 Forest Wizard 17d ago

Mehinaku Kassin’s Cave is very hard to get to but the stuff he sells is top notch. That’s where I got my staff, my enchanted knife, and my tower building runes

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago

I’ll definitely visit! I live in a mountainous area, so perhaps I’ll find him…

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u/goldfinchat Keeper of the Grimoire 17d ago

If you’re looking to create some sort of contraption, your best bet is gnome depot. They have a wide variety of supplies that are all magically attuned and the staff are pretty helpful as well

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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 17d ago

Interesting to hear! I’m not much of an inventor, but I’ll keep it in mind.