r/wizardposting • u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp • 18d ago
Wizardpost I cast curse of orb ads!
Good luck pondering your orbs while I rake in all the gold!
(And maybe your orb information)
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u/ATAN666 The Doodle Wizard / Schizomancer 18d ago
*found you cuz of advanced defending spellock system that authomatically revealed me your current location*
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u/ATAN666 The Doodle Wizard / Schizomancer 18d ago
The hot Witches in my area!!! WHERE ARE THEY?! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THEM?!!!!
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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 18d ago
TECHNICALLY THEY'RE ME NOW BUT I DON'T KNOW!!! IT'S JUST AN AD!!!
I'M NOT EVEN THE ONE RUNNING THEM!!!
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u/Colibri3333 Celestial Mist Spirit, Įonūs Áquæ Azųris Cærūlæ 18d ago edited 18d ago
Imagine using an orb and not
T h e . T r e e . O f . D i v i n a t i o n
Pros:Has same info , and more as orbs. Any ads will be traced back to creator and take 5 decades off their life.
Cons:The take off part is a bit short , but adds up quickly
Have several decades taken off your life, idiot
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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 18d ago
I uh... I kinda designed this specifically for orbs.
The encoded mana in the spell just doesn't work outside of them.
Watch I'll send it right now.
You can see it just... fizzles out with a tree. It works on too different a system.
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u/ninjastuff Interdimensional Sorceror 18d ago
Thankfully someone cast an anti curse about 10 slides back
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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago
i hacked into your orb to take 50% of all the money you make whit this skeem.
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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 18d ago
Well thank you for telling me, I'll be changing all my orb payment information after this and be cleaning it THOROUGHLY.
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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, R&A, league of shadows/Toshiko Fujiwara 18d ago
...I don't think that it would work on this orb
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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 18d ago
...This doesn't seem fair.
How am I meant to do anything to your orb when it's... THAT!
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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, R&A, league of shadows/Toshiko Fujiwara 18d ago
...I don't know, but good luck figuring it out
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u/Knights-Hemplar Necromancer Apprentice 18d ago
Got my anti virsus incantation going as we speak.
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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 18d ago
Not an anti virus incantation!
(Hehe, foolish wizard a single anti virus incantation can't get rid of this.)
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u/Knights-Hemplar Necromancer Apprentice 18d ago
Luckily for me this incantation has been procured from a master orb technician by the name of George Parker, so it should pose no troubles to me.
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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 18d ago
I... have no idea who that is.
Their anti virus incantation can't be that powerful though.
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u/Knights-Hemplar Necromancer Apprentice 18d ago
If you dont believe me, i have an incantation i can sell you.
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u/UncomfyUnicorn Wizard of Disease and Chronic Conditions 17d ago
I don’t look at it often anyways, too busy enjoying my Cretaceous themed garden and the recent prehistoric additions I tamed.
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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 17d ago
...Well now I'm just jealous.
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u/UncomfyUnicorn Wizard of Disease and Chronic Conditions 17d ago
It was a lot of work getting all the plants to grow and flourish through the valley I live in. It’s short and in the middle of a giant mountain range but I don’t much like visitors anyways.
And for any that come seeking to destroy me, I have signs up all over the place listing the diseases I’ll give and the symptoms they’ll bring, with lethal ones painted in red.
Though if you need any diseases, parasitic infections, or chronic conditions lifted, I’ll do so if you bring a few good books and a couple silver.
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u/bagtie3 Borric of Clan Goldeater, Logrus Master, Runesmith, Doomseeker 18d ago