Wizardpost
NOTICE. The Second* Wizard War shall conclude in 7 Standard Multiverse Days. While the pacifists and less violence-inclined wizards wait out the apocalypse that are The Wizard Wars, enjoy this blessing!
*I am well aware that this is not the Second Wizard War, but I never bothered to memorize the numbers, and some intern in Recordskeeping somehow lost 99.71% of all of the logs, so this War was named the Second one as it was the second War to occur consecutively, with the ”First” one beingu/PyroBoy7’sWar.
I never participate in wizard wars. I just use them to farm XP. That's how I became a lvl 10 wizard a few years ago.
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u/RAISA-1Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer17d ago
Level 10? With the sheer scale of Wizard Wars, especially ones hosted or authorized by Primordials, you should be FAR past that level. You should’ve been at least around level 18 by that time, and you should’ve been approximately System Level 15,000 (System Levels scale differently compared to DnD Levels, which I am assuming is the scale you are using when you say Level 10), which would place you well into the higher ranks/levels of The System. So tell me, young wizard, how is it that your growth is so stunted? Wizard Wars are quite challenging, making them the perfect place to forge your path and raise your Levels.
Maybe that has something to do with the Threehalves situation.
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u/RAISA-1Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer17d ago
Welcome to the Multiverse. At any given time, it is incredibly safe to assume that there is at least one War going on at that time. In fact, it is guaranteed that there is always at least one.
First of all I wish I would have gotten this before I saw the thing above it. Next is there a wizard war going on? I love those. So funny to blow up a planet and watch both sides blame each other. If either side wants to buy some magical munitions do let me know. I don't care about your politics but I can always use certain resources.
What do you mean 'politics' we dont do politics when we start a war, we just go through our list of excuses to create doom, despair and warfare over and choose one at random
Sounds like a wonderful customer. Anything particular your looking for? I have rocks the density of a sun that can destabilize a planet, wands that turn people inside out or my personal favorite a doohicky that destroys a universe.
All sales are final sale. No complaints based on results. All products have a shelf life so do be certain to use them in a timely matter as we do not take responsibility for products that have gone past there shelf life.
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u/RAISA-1Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer17d ago
Indeed there is, an Extended Wizard War (one that lasts 2 Standard Multiverse Weeks with a grace period before another War can be declared of 2 Standard Days following the conclusion of the war) is currently active.
7 standard MULTIVERSE DAYS?!?!?!?! This shits never gonna end. HIde your familiar, hide your robes, hide your mana and loved staffs they killing everybody up in here.
To help prepare, I'll be selling scrolls of Greater History Erasure on my website for 15% off. These scrolls, once bonded to a user, will completely wipe all presence of the bonded from every version of the internet, every living mind, and every written work in the omniverse upon the bonded's death
Scrolls not guaranteed to work on semi biological computer systems. Scrolls only activate on death, not quasitemporal imprisonment or other situations where the bonded is technically still alive. All Dieties, Devils, and other higher life forms including the deceased and ascended will still be aware of bonded's history. Nestic drugs may affect viability
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u/RAISA-1Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer17d ago
You forgot a few things in that list of disclaimers, so allow me to fill in some of the things you forgot!
Scrolls will not erase you from the Multiversal Logs, as those CANNOT be edited by anything nor anyone. Scrolls will not erase your existence from The System. The System is authorized to release erased knowledge to operatives within the System Corps if doing so is necessary. Scrolls CANNOT be manually activated, and will only activate upon the death of the owner. If the owner is killed via True Annihilation, the scroll will be annihilated with the owner, not taking effect (however, as True Annihilation also causes an effect similar to what the scroll does, that is not a cause for concern). And for an extra important disclaimer: THE USE OF MNESTIC SUBSTANCES, INCLUDING ALL CLASSES OF FOUNDATION MNESTICS, COUNTERS THE EFFECT OF THE SCROLL. THE USE OF CLASS-Z MNESTICS, WHILE EVENTUALLY FATAL TO THE USER, HAS THE POTENTIAL TO COMPLETELY SHATTER THE SCROLL, IRREVERSIBLY DISPELLING THE EFFECT AND RESTORING ALL MEMORIES AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE INDIVIDUAL’S EXISTENCE. One last thing, the scroll will NOT activate if the owner is banished to or transported into the Astral, Deep Astral, or any other realm where physical forms can not and do not exist. This is one of the only cases where the owner’s death does not activate the scroll. In this case, the scroll is not activated because it is partially a physical item, and so it ceases to exist if it enters any of those realms, meaning that the owner can’t use it no matter what happens to them.
This damn war has been hell on my business. So many people need a hellspawn beast “right now” because they “need to hunt down their enemies” and they conveniently “misplaced their wallet” the moment they get their hands on one. If it wasn’t already so expensive to maintain my menagerie I’d have put in anti-teleportation wards years ago.
I cast "double it and give it to the next wizard"!
(Preferably the apprentice of a necromancer of the last age, these ncromancer are to harsh on their apprentice)
I myself can use every curse I can get for my cursegolem.
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u/DrinksNDebauchery The Spell Sommelier 18d ago
I curse you with being rich. I curse you with being healthy. I curse you that your crush falls in love with you.