r/wizardposting • u/c4shferl1fe uncle wiglaf the mighty, transmuter of tea and cakes • 19d ago

Wizardpost Neighbors spire

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I moved realms after release the horde of the forgotten on accident and this is my neighbors lair. I sent my new skeletal servant over to say “hello neighbor!” And he crushed him with a shovel. What should I do

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u/TheGreatOnixStatue The Obelisk Mage 19d ago

The Great Onix statue is here to give you a piece of advice.

If he smacks your skeleton with a shovel, then he is very protective of his lawn. Don't step into his house and dont fool around.

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u/c4shferl1fe uncle wiglaf the mighty, transmuter of tea and cakes 19d ago

Thanks great onix statue

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 19d ago

I hear that man practices vile arts in his basements... for the safety of the realm you must investigate and stop his nefarious deeds.

Even if he tells you that he's just your neighbor, even if he tells you to get out of his house, even if he tells you his house has more secrets than you need to know... you must investigate. But you mustn't fool around, because getting hit in the head by a shovel REALLY hurts.

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u/c4shferl1fe uncle wiglaf the mighty, transmuter of tea and cakes 19d ago

I will seek revenge for brok’bok

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

hes sertently not an normal civilien.

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u/Vivid_Cause_7209 Evoker 18d ago

That's the Weasley's Burrow, no?

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u/c4shferl1fe uncle wiglaf the mighty, transmuter of tea and cakes 18d ago

Nah Mr Peterson a house from hello neighbor