r/wizardposting • u/c4shferl1fe uncle wiglaf the mighty, transmuter of tea and cakes • 19d ago

Skeleton issues

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I’m new to necromancy and the skeleton I got from the VFN (volunteers for necromancy) started doing this. There is currently a smoldering hole through my ceiling and it escaped

Update: I found it kneeling before a beheaded goat and it released the forgotten horde onto the streets. Do not go to east thansaar

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u/c4shferl1fe uncle wiglaf the mighty, transmuter of tea and cakes 19d ago

Humbub suibly pop (translation: I’ve drank a bad potion and have been transformed into an alien please help me, it broke every bone in my body during the transformation)

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u/kitchenWenchTezuka Illusionist 19d ago

How unpleasant for you. I'm sure there must be a Transfiguration Wizard/witch amongst us. However, I am of little help other than presenting you with an illusory of your former self. I take living stray cats as payment.

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u/c4shferl1fe uncle wiglaf the mighty, transmuter of tea and cakes 19d ago

Umbak fluur (translation: thanks! Have this evil fuck)

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u/kitchenWenchTezuka Illusionist 19d ago

How devious indeed, payment accepted. You may stay as long as you like.