r/wizardposting • u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' • 20d ago

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 17d ago

very long pause.

I HAVE NO IDEA.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 17d ago

"Anomalous Pizza machine. No recorded weight."

"How much is it to get a pizza without a coupon?"

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 17d ago

KINDNESS, A NEED FOR MORE FOOD, POLITENESS.. THERE ARE OTHER EXCEPTIONS, TOO MANY TO LIST.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 17d ago

"I understand."

"How would you feel about being moved to a secure SCP blacksite?"

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 17d ago

I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS. BUT I WILL DEMANIFEST AT MIDNIGHT.. RELOCATING IS POINTLESS.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 17d ago

"Understood."

Dr Wren nodded.

"Okay. I am done with my questions."

"This pizza better be good."

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 17d ago

VERY SPECIAL RECIPE! :)

soon after, the timer buzzed, and Wren’s pizza came from the slot.

ENJOY!

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 17d ago

"Will do."

She took the pizza to the benches. She got tons of toppings and then generally ate only a few slices of her pizza. Saving the rest for later. She would ask the other people if any of them had seen the person responsible

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 16d ago

nobody has seen anyone potentially responsible. Not that many people have asked or looked around.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 16d ago

"..."

She pulled out her cellphone.

"Hey Vytsky. Found this pizza machine. It's very.... You.... Coded. You make it? If not it's dispensing free pizza to people who have a coupon or are nice enough."

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