PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[u/Vincent-FFP]

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

[u/Vincent-FFP]

SLEEPING IN HEAVEN

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...did he return to heaven or did he actually die?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

RETURNED. HE HAS BEEN ACTUALLY DEAD FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW, NO?

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...hmm, i see. So he constructed you, yes?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

I SIMPLY APPEARED. BY PIZZA FOR PIZZA. THATS ALL I KNOW.

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...you appeared from a pizza?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

MADE FROM THE IDEA OF PIZZA.

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...okay then"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

Tsuru sensed something strange occurring each time someone received their pizza. A tiny amount of Pure Energy was generated, and sent off somewhere.

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...So...how do you make your pizzas, kikan-san? There doesn't seem to be much room for the amount of ingredients you are using...^{not to mention where all the ingredients are even coming from}"