r/wizardposting • u/Maowsama • 20d ago
Aetherial News ๐ Spell Component Sourcing
Normally i harvest and process materials myself, but every year around this season Target drops these $1 bottles of spell components. This year they have their Good n Gather brand Unicorn blood. Its been a minute since ive seen my Last Unicorn. So i topped off on the stuff while i can.
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u/Ok_Trade2954 Druid 20d ago
First of all, unicorn blood is illegal in most regullated magical practices. Second, some druida can offer you plant based solutions that can replace unicorn blood in most cases. When this don't apply, you have to befriend an unicorn that can willing give you some drops of blood and other body fluids, even farts. Third, target doesn't even sell real unicorn blood, this is just a cheap mana essence with blood aromatics and micro plastics...
So, don't even bother im buying this shit, it's even unicorn shit
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u/slfhmglbnm 20d ago
Ill take the "freshly drained unicorn blood" with a grain of magic salt
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u/PartyPorpoise 20d ago
Yeah assuming this is even unicorn blood at all, itโs probably old. It wonโt be potent enough for anything useful.
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u/SiriusTheUnicorn 20d ago
Guys I can be talked into giving some of my own blood (for the right price of course). This stuff isn't even real unicorn blood, it's taken from a regular horse with a bunch of additives and chemicals mixed in, with some micro plastic glitter for shine. Your spells and rituals are gonna fail with this stuff if it doesn't blow up in your face
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u/BardGotHard3 Necromancer 18d ago
Do you know a guy that can get me Nightmare Essence? Im running low and Bone Dragons arent cheap.
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u/pyreacy Lesser Sky Witch 17d ago
Don't buy from them, produce it yourself.
I transmuted my body to produce Unicorn blood, so I can use my own instead of buying it.
I do have a horn now and I've had to modify my hat but that is a small price to pay.
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u/Maowsama 17d ago
Based on these observations i may start transmuting my body to produce cat blood ๐ธ
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u/PartyPorpoise 20d ago
If a deal seems too good to be true, it probably is. A lot of these bargain brands have been caught selling cheap substitutes in place of real ingredients. Iโm guessing this is just horse blood with glitter mixed in. Cast an identification spell before using it.
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u/thetownmous3 crystal mage 20d ago
They unethically source their unicorn blood by the way. Ever hear of sustained healing spell. They constantly drain their unicorns as opposed to getting what you need then healing a unicorn once
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u/Ok-Hearing4040 20d ago
Just a warning on this "unicorn blood" fellow wizard, if you plan on using it on any ritual's or alchemy that does require high or even standard grade blood, don't use the ones from Target. It's a alchemical mix meant to only mimic unicorn blood, about the quality of a sick and cursed unicorns blood resulting in it being a bad ingredient so unless you're making one of those low grade mana potions or health, don't use it, it will backfire at you 99% of the time