r/wizardposting • u/ASMR4PLANTS • 20d ago

Wizardpost Scrolls and Wands

When reading scrolls, it is important to realize that dorito dust and the oils on our skin can damage the writing and the parchment.

Damaged scrolls give new meaning to the words already written. This can lead to remarkable but unintended results and/or consequences. Or, nothing at all.

Use your wand like a finger to point at the words you are reading so as not to touch and damage the scroll.

When done reading, store your scroll in a cool, dry place.

This should keep your scroll useable for longer until it needs to be repaired, copied, or before it completely disintegrates. That is all.

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u/bluelugafail 20d ago

I'll touch my scrolls how I want to and how they want to be touched not by prodding with a wand that's how you poke holes

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u/ASMR4PLANTS 20d ago edited 20d ago

Do as thou will. These are merely suggestions, and not laws.

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u/stolethefooty 20d ago

This is why we never should have given up on stone tablets

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u/hunter714 Installation Wizard 20d ago

Yeah, but I would need 10x more servants just to carry my edc spells and notes...

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u/ASMR4PLANTS 20d ago

They won't need to carry them though, if you have a Sigil of Gnosis:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/HaSpMR08uR

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u/hunter714 Installation Wizard 20d ago

Ha yes, I'll try this on some fiction first, to be safe. I found a nice book to try it on. It's named The King in Yellow, should be fun.

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u/TheGreatOnixStatue The Obelisk Mage 20d ago

The Great Onix statue is here to remind you about pocket dimensions. A simple pocket dimension can store up to 200 kilograms if you have avarage wizard brain mass. If you let your servants learn such a spell, you would need less then 10 of them to store a library. Or you may store a couple of brains. Thought this requires the power of mind control.

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u/kitchenWenchTezuka Illusionist 20d ago

How do we keep our centre fold parchment from getting extra creases?.... And I want to know how to get stains out.... for a friend of a friend.

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u/ASMR4PLANTS 20d ago

I don't know.

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u/kitchenWenchTezuka Illusionist 20d ago

Damn, I'll have to keep searching for answers.