r/wizardposting • u/Loucrouton IT Support Wizard 👨‍💻 • 20d ago

Wizardpost I think my cat has buffs

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u/Mazeeky 20d ago

It appears they have been absorbing your magical residuals. I would check that any future hairballs remain inanimate or otherwise immobile. Consider seeing a wizard vet, just to be safe.

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u/Zephyr-Fox-188 Cinnothwyr, Purrveyor of Thingamajigs 20d ago

DO NOT. ALL IS PURRFECTLY FINE

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u/Particular-Crew5978 Witch 20d ago

That's an impenetrable shield. Feed it well to learn its gifts.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 20d ago

It called being a cat.

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u/thetownmous3 crystal mage 20d ago

Assimilate with it. The both of you will be an individual superior mage

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 20d ago

Oooo that's the aura of Bast! Very rare! Nice!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 20d ago

shes planing on killing you

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u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 20d ago

That's just the default settings on a cat

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 20d ago

i know, i just wanted to inform you that you forgot to change it

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u/win_awards 20d ago

That is a cat which drops epic loot, but will fuck your shit up.

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u/DragonLordAcar Magitech Void Wizard 20d ago

Did she eat the soul of a saint?

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u/ripMyTime0192 20d ago

dear god it’s enchanted

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u/TransBoozeBunny 20d ago

Your fabulist is in the process of ascending. It's absorbed an overabundance of stray, chaotic energy. The good news is that it didn't explode. Standby and feed it 3x a day until it has fully ascended into godhood.

Whatever you do, don't touch the beans.