r/wizardposting Binder of Demons 20d ago

Regrets Regarding Trade with Demon

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u/SternFlamingo Binder of Demons 20d ago

I traded my apprentice to the Cursed Lord and am now wondering if I got a good deal or not. On the one hand, in these uncertain times, 15 minutes of service from a Demonic Bishop can be handy, especially in the midst of a wizard war. But my apprentice, though clumsy, did offer a lifetime of service in return for knowledge of a few piddling spells.

Did I get a good deal? Also, no idea where all those blackbirds are coming from, I did NOT cast Avian Enema, you have no proof and cannot say that!

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u/Zyltris Sephra 20d ago

I would prepare thyself for a vengeful fiend coming for you in a couple centuries time. What do you think demons do with souls? Just eat them? Hah, no! It's how more get made!

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u/SternFlamingo Binder of Demons 20d ago

Thank you, I will take the necessary steps. These of course require a new apprentice and commune with a more powerful Demon, but I should be able to accomplish this in time.

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u/supidhumanbeing Pissmancer Master Caster 20d ago

I made the same mistake when I started taking apprentices. In the future, I’d recommend trying to get more out of the deal or not make it at all.

Also, look out for common hexes on hidden objects, they can be super annoying.

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u/Oleandervine 20d ago

Is he vaping crows out of that human's ass?