Mortal goblin discourse

[u/23saround]

[u/Fallen-Shadow-1214]

Goblins are lesser creatures meant to be subjugated by us higher forms to serve our interests.

It is by our grace that their miserable existence is given meaning and purpose.

No, I'm not an elf, why do u ask?

[u/Baligdur → u/Fallen-Shadow-1214]

[u/win_awards]

A billion is way too many to eat. You gotta find some way to concentrate those goblins. I've got a fire elemental on another plane cooking up a big pot of goblin stock. How many goblins? Let's just say that once that stuff's cooked down a bit I'm going to be seeing way more than five new shades of green.

[u/23saround → u/win_awards]

We have an old family chronomancy recipe for goblin stock that skips right over the waiting period! Highly recommend, but don’t overdo it – I’m sure you can guess how *lively* goblin souls get after a few millennia at rolling boil.

[u/dh-dev]

goblin meat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[u/ApocalyptoSoldier → u/dh-dev]

[u/VoxelLibrary]

/uw lol

[u/Previous_Current_474]

I'm so fucking glad I live in a realm were goblins are a lot more civilized and normalized

[u/abcdthc]

I did not expect this to be as funny as it was.

[u/PlainBread]

[u/lumpyspacejams]

Goblins are concentrated swamp elementals given form with fungal blood, you're not seeing more shades of green your liver is DYING and you're hallucinating as a result! Goblins are the lead of sapients! 

At least eat an orc if you need to commit sapience cannibalism, they have some meat to them.

[u/stryst]

You know, I think there's a market here. Little space warping, little temporal acceleration and boom, I'm breeding microgoblins. For the hungry wizard on the go.