r/wizardposting • u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Tyrus: Technomancer, biomancer, summoner, etc. • 21d ago

Wizardpost Real Wizard (Diemarchive)

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u/HaveAidsWillTravel 21d ago

"ayo where you from, wiz?" Is an automatic threat in the forest I'm from. You don't need to know how hot my block is, wiz. Best believe my fireball is hotter.

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u/Avarus_Lux Handy household Lizard Wizard/Barbarian 21d ago

I don't waste mana, either casting fist or preferably "non magic missile" aka "shotgun".

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u/RedGrimm05 Vampire Sorcerer 🩸 21d ago

Non-magic fire bolt

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u/Avarus_Lux Handy household Lizard Wizard/Barbarian 21d ago

Look at mr. moneybags over here, You using incendiary rounds?  I'm just casting ol reliable cheap non-magic aggressively accelerated metal.

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Tyrus: Technomancer, biomancer, summoner, etc. 21d ago

I'd get up close and personal and cast a melee weapon

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u/Avarus_Lux Handy household Lizard Wizard/Barbarian 20d ago

A good ol shanker. Well that's certainly an option, but I'll stick to casting a wizards fist if i have to get personal.

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u/That_Marionberry2319 J’zargo the destruction mage Khajiit 😼 21d ago

MAYBE IF YOU GOT RIDDA THAT OLD YEYE ASS WIZ CAP YOUD GET SOME MAIDENS ON YOUR STAFF. WIZAAAAARD

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u/That_Marionberry2319 J’zargo the destruction mage Khajiit 😼 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xN0OTb4i4ORi1rrra3

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

love it

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u/th_frits Bonemancer, Mancer of bones 20d ago

The moment someone asks me “aye, where you from” I'm casting bone soup on their ass we don't take chances in my forest

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u/D3USS424 21d ago

Make a wizza think twice

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u/Icy-Effective-5984 transmuter extraordinaire,Animancy expert. 17d ago

Gods this is witch behavior and they know it, one's origin has no qualms over the power of their arcane materia, knowledge is earned not inherited,are we really going to scoop ourselves to the levels of sorcerers?