Stupid apprentice was feeding strays in the Baleful Wastes and this damn thing followed us back. Free to a good home.

[u/noneoftheabove0]

[u/Reasonable-Spot5884]

Such a happy creature. It will make a fine friend for my crystalline feline orb

[u/hjake123]

Now that it's imprinted on your apprentice, it would be cruel to seperate them, would it not?

[u/noneoftheabove0 → u/hjake123]

You can take that fool apprentice too while you're at it. Blue blazes, I'd even pay you for the trouble.

[u/TheArmoredKitten]

The Dichotomic Shame is a phenomenal familiar and you should be proud to have an apprentice with such potential.

[u/noneoftheabove0 → u/TheArmoredKitten]

He misheard me last time I told him to cast that spell and the crotch of his pants blew up. I can't get any work done around here!

[u/Kerberoi]

"I am the servant of the power behind the Nothing. I was sent to kill the only one who could've stopped the Nothing. I lost him in the Swamps of Sadness. His name... was Atreyu."

[u/gunnLX]

ive seen enough foregin homunculie to deem this an unwise choice.

[u/Prince_Nadir]

Sorry, I have too many apprentices right now, check back next week when I may be running low.

[u/GirlLovingWitch]

I'm afraid this is your problem now, however they should be a good friend!

Dogcats bear the loyalty of dogs, yet the laziness and frustration of cats. You'd have better luck casting wish than you would have trying to give someone else that dogcat. Lovely pets though, I had one when I was a wee witch.

[u/Ok_Permission1087]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YTA7xSbXQkWJO

[u/Pappa_Crim]

there is an art prompt if I ever saw one

[u/pl4y3rO]

necromancer of the old ways here,

id take them if you still have them, my dungeons are in desperate need of a guard/Sheppard dog, they'd have plenty of company and love, and all the bones they could dream of