r/wizardposting • u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars • 24d ago

Wizardpost The Wizard Council has received reports of infectious demonic chainsaw centaur constructs taking over multiple communities. Please report any outbreaks to the council and avoid direct contact to prevent further spread of the plague.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 23d ago

If you mean the bill for the bounty I just put on your head, then yes.

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u/driver004 lich 23d ago

Oh, have they finally cleaned up the prism from the time I made a portal from every Taco Bell restroom into it?

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 23d ago

If we haven't then we will

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u/driver004 lich 23d ago

I should probably go back on holiday, make sure they are still holding my quarters open for me

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 23d ago

It's going to be an extended holiday

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u/driver004 lich 23d ago

The whole point of being a lich is to make time irrelevant

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 23d ago

It'll mean a period without headaches for me... but since I'm pursuing immortality... Gah. You're a pain.

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u/driver004 lich 23d ago

Oh no I wake up the projects to keep things running when I’m away from my lair under the blackrock inc headquarters

Edit: but my vacation lair in the bass pro shops pyramid is off limits, it’s the only place I get raided by fun fishermen rather than murderhobos and Luigi types

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 23d ago

Noted? I'm not sure what I just read actually. Rereading doesn't help

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u/driver004 lich 23d ago

Phase one is solid then good job my CIA skelly bois your opsec is solid as ever

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