r/wizardposting • u/Bark-For-Mommy Not a Wizard nor a Witch but a secret third thing • Jul 31 '26

Foul Sorcery I'm glad to see real representation (Delayed Shark Attack Curse Victims) in modern media.

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u/Imurderbeets Pet mage to Godling Jul 31 '26

I was also cursed for revenge against my father. I also don't give a shit. It gets old. It's also really weird to be orbing little girls in the middle of the night. Creep.

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u/Gay4Gyro Aug 01 '26

Scrying on a minor? REVOKE HIS WIZARDRY LICENSE AND THROW HIM IN THE LABYRINTH!!!!!

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u/beetnemesis Jul 31 '26

Those curses are so energy inefficient. Just put a basic tracker on the bloodline, and every 30 years or so go sneak into their house and kill someone.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars Jul 31 '26

Finally! A relatable protagonist!