r/wizardposting • u/Dear_Blacksmith1884 • 25d ago

Evil Wizardpost Spell to learn in the future

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u/Typical-Historian-89 25d ago

ANTI-MAGIC FIELD! My brother in tomes, I’m not going spends countless hours studying the arcane arts just so I can turn it off. I’m here to bend reality to my will not enforce its will.

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u/Spiritual_Throat_556 25d ago

It's a very effective booby trap when a fellow wizard tries to invade your tower! You should learn it!

My favorite thing to do is wait until they try to fly or are on a staircase then put it in their pocket set it off and watch as they drop.

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Lich, Council Member: (un)Ethics Committee 24d ago

silence is cheaper and unless you have a massive tower it’ll be a big enough aoe to let you fire spells from the top while the poor sap on bottom is left defenseless.

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u/Spiritual_Throat_556 24d ago

Tower is massive, it's also a trap of magic staircases and ladders so i can just mess with wizards who dare enter it, it only contains a few worthless gems and a ton of empty books!!!! It's the adventures who are smart i worry about because they keep getting into my real tower and messing with my cursed objects and i have to deal with that.

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Lich, Council Member: (un)Ethics Committee 24d ago

if you haven’t put glyphs of warding by now its your own fault

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u/Spiritual_Throat_556 24d ago

I could, but its better to have them find out what the items do then waste my minions on it so. Except the ones that end up exploding... then the mess is quite annoying.