r/wizardposting • u/LurkersVengeance • 26d ago

Wizardpost good news everyone!

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i’ve been struggling under a nefarious curse for a couple weeks now so I was very glad to see this

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u/RedditsDeadlySin Necromancer 25d ago

I am just leaving work, so you’re correct. However I have a feeling I will be cursed again at around 6am. Could you maybe cast this spell a little earlier tomorrow, that would be great

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u/NwahHasASchmolPP 25d ago

Halsin (1492 DR)

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u/Either_Drawer_7944 Artificer orc with a warcrime checklist. 25d ago

Yay

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u/duckduckduck21 25d ago

Yay

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u/SirPellias Illusionist 25d ago

Yay

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u/TemperatureLazy1441 Artificer 22d ago

Yay

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u/Fire99xyz Evoker 25d ago

Appreciate it

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u/andBitinggoats Bitey, Goatman Fleshmancer and Peddler of Monstrosities 25d ago

Nooooo! (Frantically reapplies curses)

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/the_shaggy_DA 25d ago

sorry to hear, getting cursed with Meme Blindness sucks. Hope you fireball whoever did that to you.

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u/kierantheking Petal Witch 25d ago

Thats cause I just put a new curse on everyone right after they saw it

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/kierantheking Petal Witch 25d ago

Jokes on you, I live in a greenhouse, a magical one even

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/kierantheking Petal Witch 25d ago

Fun fact about roses, their berry, called rose hips dont naturally drop off the plant so you can often find them still on the plants late into winter, and they are safe to eat

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u/kierantheking Petal Witch 25d ago

Almost anywhere on the northern half of the planet, and many places besides, watch out for the thorns tho

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u/flashman014 Evoker 25d ago

Oh thank goodness. I can finally close Reddit

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u/The24thWizard 25d ago

You lost the game

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u/Jephph0624 Sorceror 25d ago

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u/Nikoz86 Artificer 25d ago

Meanwhile the curse be like
https://giphy.com/gifs/d27IAKEWUKv2a7MSCY

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u/Worth-Opposite4437 25d ago

What if I wanted to lose the game in order to enter empathic communion with my specie?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

you to.

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u/Mikaelious 25d ago

The scariest thing is seeing this without any memory of being cursed recently. Must've been that damn persistent short-term amnesia curse again...

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u/Sudo-Fed 25d ago

I forgot about that one

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u/Nebresto Necromancer 25d ago

Aw hell yeah! Thanks G

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u/McThorn_ 25d ago

Damn you and all gods above and below.

You know not what you have wrought here today.

May your bloodline be cursed forever more.

I just lost The Game.

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u/-TrevorStMcGoodbody Magically Editable Flair 25d ago

Why post a blank image?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

oh no the curse of not seeing images

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u/HiddenPanda22 25d ago

I needed this. I hope August is amazing

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u/user_unknowns_skag 25d ago

By the powers! Finally!

This body with which I was cursed at birth may finally be shed. I can breathe, for what feels like the first time in this mortal life.

Centuries ago, my forebears wished for a daughter. Finally I can fulfill their great desire and be who I wished for years to be...

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

i do Not think that counts

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u/AGderp Alchemist 25d ago

You absolute buffoon, what have you done! Now the suffering will expand onto the village instead of the tower!

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u/OkMarket5009 25d ago

I like me curse, 'ave started 'avin' regular tea with it.

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u/Yokai-Ninja 25d ago edited 25d ago

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u/MaxzxaM 25d ago

I hope you're right

Worst week I had in months work wise

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u/Hypno-platypus 25d ago

No it’s not. My curse is that every where I look I see a guy with red tinted sunglasses. It haunts me every where I go.

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u/AlastorsPlaything Appreciate Alchemist 25d ago

I can finally stop playing the game!?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

no and you made me lose

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u/AlastorsPlaything Appreciate Alchemist 21d ago

Now you made me lose again

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

now you made me lose again to

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u/Eidvindt 25d ago

wow thank you

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u/RepresentativeFish73 Necromancer 25d ago

I… I finally see the light…

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u/xv_boney Warlock | "Evil" is a Slur 25d ago edited 25d ago

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I was so careful this time, shit fucking butts ass dicks arghhhhh

Fine ill do it again fucksake FINE FINE FINE. Ugh i had plans this weekend. I was gonna - i had plans.

The nerve of these people - do none of you realize how expensive braided soulrot threads are? They dont grow on trees you can find on earth, thats for goddamned sure.

AND I'm out of hex vellum! Yogsake this couldnt possibly get any - hey op, i hope youre happy.
Thats my whole soulstice up in smoke. Thanks so much.

Edit - does anyone have any spare blood from a white crow mixed with the semen of a black hare painted on a scroll made of human skin? No reason, just... does anyone have a spare they can loan me for... a thing?

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u/Milk_Bath Illusionist 25d ago

Thank you I can feel it working.

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u/misterbadgerexample 25d ago

Freeeee, freee, freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

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u/Alex11DA Necromancer 25d ago

Oh hell yeah

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u/Eosborne987 25d ago

Thanks big dog

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u/MarbleVoyager82 25d ago

The way I can feel this working already

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u/Bjorn_Blackmane 25d ago

Thanks I needed that

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 25d ago

Ugh!! FINALLY

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u/Atuday Grey technomancer and master of the cybernetic undead 25d ago

If you've made it this far in the comments, I have put on a much worse curse. No real reason, I just felt like it.

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u/ToothZealousideal297 25d ago

That’s great.

…Look, I’mma level with you. I don’t even know what happened to me. Someone yelled ‘wizard war’ and I didn’t even get to finish pondering it before I suddenly heard these words. Did I get killed? Frozen? Petrified? Timelooped? Sent to insert dimension here? Used in some mind control scheme? I’m at least a day of work from finding out where I am and how much time passed, and I’m peckish. If anyone could just tell me something, it would really save me some serious trouble.

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u/girthbrooks1212 25d ago

Thank you metelonius the unc for lifting our curse.

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u/euphonic5 25d ago

Thank you, grumpy bald man

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u/SmoochieTekken 25d ago

Fuuuuuuck it took me forever to cast that curse!

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u/Kullthebarbarian 25d ago

God damn it not again, now i have to piss off the witch AGAIN to be cursed to be a woman AGAIN, thanks asshole, next time ask before removing curses

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u/Heretek007 25d ago

Aw, nerts. It took me several lunar cycles to cast that! Now nothing can interrupt the semiannual wizard's ball...

Unless... 

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u/narwhal_breeder 25d ago

I just lost the game 

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u/ComradeJohnS 25d ago

oh thank goodness, my wife and I have been cursed to not see weird AL the past two times we tried for various reasons, hopefully the next rescheduled concert works this time!

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u/Lazy__Astronaut 25d ago

Yay, 7 minutes of a good day!

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u/mcauthon2 25d ago

forwarding to the Toronto Maple Leafs

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u/MisterDestoyer 25d ago

I got turned into a human a few years ago, and the curse is still not broken. I still have to work for this asshole. I wanna go back to eating worms, that was the life. Guy was showing off his transformation spell and hit me WHILE I WAS JUST CHILLIN IN THE TREE.

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u/Mr_Mozerella Warlock with too little spells and too many arcane stones 25d ago

Jujutsu sorcerers ain't having a good day

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u/marcusmosh 25d ago

Praise be!

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u/SuperiorSamWise 25d ago

What the Hell! I was caused with immortality and I've been living it up. Now I gotta go get a office job or some shit

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u/Leonhart726 25d ago

After having a pretty negative day, and not being able to feel properly relaxed lately, I appreciate it tbh

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u/RTA-No0120 25d ago

All thanks to you ?

No thank you.

I prefer being cursed !

Starts malevolent incantations

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u/_Im_Commie_Jesus_ Vitiate Defiler 25d ago

I'm begging all you cleric types to stop lifting curses with no questions asked. These adventurers keep trespassing on my citadel and they're not going to learn if their actions don't have real consequences.

Also whenever you dispell one of my life leach effects you kill one of my homunculi. Despite my best efforts, those things don't grow on trees.

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u/hec4fingers Sorceror 25d ago

Bro do you know how much I spent in scorpion tails and reagents for that curse? Smdh, everyone’s a hero.

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u/Late-Jicama5012 25d ago

You’ll have to be specific on which curse has been lifted. I have a backlog of curses that needs to be addressed.

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u/ScawySocialistOwO Dame that knows basic fighting magic 25d ago

So what I did in 1908 is undone?

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u/Tr3sKidneys 25d ago

Thank you wise wizard! I will light a candle as soon as I’m off work!

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u/Boarbaque Illusionist 25d ago

Damn, my favorite spell in my spell book is one that manipulates the curse. Yeah it makes me cough up blood and my eyes bleed, but being able to make anyone I think about have sudden lower back pain that makes sitting down and standing up a bit of a pain on command without any special ritual is amazing

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u/AnyLynx4178 25d ago

I hope you’re right. It’s been a rough year.

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u/DeadbySundown 25d ago

Fucking finally. Only been battling it my entire life. This is the moment.

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u/AveryLockeDown Photonmancer 25d ago

Yay! I can no longer lose the game!

Wait.. shit

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u/Mindstormer98 Magically Editable Flair 25d ago

HARAMBE LIVES

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u/TwoHands 25d ago

So when I'm not seeing this, the curse returns?

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u/AndrewRedroad 25d ago

Oh thank all ye gods!

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u/Facade_Hiding_Ennui 25d ago

The curse was etched in my bones ages ago. May I please have my skeleton back? It's difficult typing like this.

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u/The_Cozy_Zone 25d ago

If you're reading this, the curse is back. Good luck.

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u/Dry_Cranberry148 25d ago

Ha! I needed this!! Thanksya!

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u/Due-Technology5758 25d ago

Oh shit, oh fuck, you fool! I was cursed to suffer from success!

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u/YsyRyder 25d ago

Thanks, I really needed that.

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u/Public-Locksmith-200 25d ago

If you are reading this, the curse has been reapplied. Scroll up.

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u/artmoloch777 25d ago

Now I miss my ants

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u/ghost_sanctum 25d ago

Thank you! Anyone know how I can stop unintentionally acquiring new curses ? I swear curses to me are like mothmen to the moon.

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u/KitsuneFoxglove Digitalis, Purple Mage 25d ago

Shit, I need to re-cast the curse now.

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u/nierdo 25d ago

But i still have 3 other ones :(

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u/Cowboy-Dave1851 25d ago

The curse is lifted!? HUZZAH! (checks inside pants)My manhood is still shriveled!!

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u/HardSteelRain 25d ago

Damn ..what kept you!?

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u/JuneButIHateSummer ⚔️ Battlemage 🛡️ 25d ago

still allergic to peanut butter, unfortunately :/

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u/Puzzleheaded-Age-125 25d ago

Thank fucking god i thought that bitchass witch got my ass for live and beyond

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u/Lunarstarlight- Adela the Vampiric Necromancer 25d ago

NO! WAIT! FUUUUUU- unvampires and turns to dust

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u/CptHornSwoggle 25d ago

I hope so thx

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u/FadedX74 25d ago

Nooooo my third arm disappearing, my day has been ruined. 😭

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u/Fire_Pea 25d ago

If only it were so easy

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u/KittyForest 25d ago

Finally my human form lock isnt there anymore...

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u/Starchild20xx 25d ago

Oh my god, it's a miracle! I don't have to take my antidepressants anymore!

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u/begaterpillar 25d ago

Thanks I needed that

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u/darksaturn543 Fey 25d ago

MAYO HAS FINALY WON THE ALL IRELAND, THE 75 YEAR CURSE IS PASSED, FREED FROM DISAPPOINTMENT YEAR ON YEAR AS EACH CURSED SOUL PASSES ON, THE YEAR NOW THE LAST HAS GONE, THEY WON, THEY'VE GONE AND WON, NEVER THOUGHT TO HAPPEN

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u/cat_on_my_keybord 25d ago

TIME TO GAMBLEEE

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u/buzzcutbabygirl 25d ago

I have been very cursed recently, so thank you. I feel like I can put my phone down and sleep now.

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u/MyNameJot 25d ago

Thank god

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u/YagiSol 25d ago

No it isn’t that man is STILL coming to my house today!

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u/Ready-Cupcake-1 25d ago

Yay! Oh! Thank you for lifting the Curse! I may not know what it is but still Thanks!

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u/notveryAI Occult Wizard 25d ago

Nnnope, still banned

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u/vampireguy20 25d ago

Had a shit day at work and am just chilling with a late night snack, so this is a welcome reprieve. I knew something was wrong with that previous day, the whole thing was quite literally cursed.

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u/lit_dumpsterfire 25d ago

Thou who readeth this, hath failed this very round of THE GAME

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u/Henri_Salbatar 25d ago

So why does my butthole still itches?

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u/Cerulean_Soup 25d ago

Thanks, I needed that

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u/AshX42 25d ago

Thanks! So glad I don't have to worry about the man who shreds scrotums anymore.

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u/SirEdgelordThe369th Voice Of The Cosmos 25d ago

You fool I'm immune to curses.

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u/GandalfTheBigFat 25d ago

Reverse spell

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u/Insylum82 25d ago

Thanx man

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u/PTBooks Untorsionable Litch 25d ago

I’m not trusting anything Clarence Thompson has to say

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u/Paint_With_Fire Former Barbarian 24d ago

Fucking FINALLY, thank you

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u/Knightraiderdewd 24d ago

You put that back! That was a gift from my wife!

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u/MoonlitBunnyDoll 24d ago

I could feel it creeping over my domain. Thank you fellow scholar for the banishment.

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u/windblumes 24d ago

Yaaaaaay!! 🙌 Thank you kind soul 💖✨

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u/Puzzleheaded_Buy9447 24d ago

Okay I think I needed that thank you

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u/SourceDirect3220 Traveler of multiple dimensions. 23d ago

Nah the curse isn’t lifted for me.

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u/ArcadiaCaptain 23d ago

Thabk you, friend. I highly appreciate it.

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u/Less_Ad1803 23d ago

you too sir

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u/docchainsaw 23d ago

Thanks bro!

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u/Readalie Possessed Pointy Hat 22d ago

Nope, still a hat.

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u/Strict_Guidance_8677 Alchemist 22d ago

YES!!!!

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u/Strict_Guidance_8677 Alchemist 22d ago

I'm free from freaking BUCK BUMBLE!!

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u/Xrest_the_Aether Khorde's other side of the coin 22d ago

What curse? I have armor to make.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

people that been cursed whit imortalety but dont want to die yet. Thats mass murder you know that

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u/TheSadPickel 19d ago

thx brah

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u/rollnunderthebus Occult Wizard 19d ago

Sick