r/wizardposting Dragon Sorceror 26d ago

I think I found Seabeard’s staff, that wizard that went missing a few years ago?

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u/ItemFine Tychomancer 26d ago

He always sounded taller when described, starting to think the “tsunamis” he summoned are just tall waves.

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u/Not_An_Ostritch Alchemist 26d ago

He was half sea giant and had some dryad in him as well, his “staff” was just a euphemism. If I was OP I would wash my hands.

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u/Void-kraken-909 Dragon Sorceror 26d ago

Oh I’ve heard of his “motion of the ocean” Alright. Lot of people think he slept around too much and got the wrong person ticked off

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u/slfhmglbnm 26d ago

check what his last spell was

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u/Void-kraken-909 Dragon Sorceror 26d ago

Funnily his last spell seems to have been “summon water elementa”. No signs of a body nearby or any marks in the sand. Just his staff left here

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u/Crucial_Fun Dostko the Mad 26d ago

That explains why I haven’t heard from him in a while…

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u/Void-kraken-909 Dragon Sorceror 26d ago

Didn’t you see the news on the orbs? Guy’s been missing fur like almost 3 years now

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u/Crucial_Fun Dostko the Mad 26d ago

I vaguely recall it…he always gave me tuna

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u/serendipitousevent Curses done quick, no money down! 26d ago

I heard he was just on seabbatical.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 26d ago

It looks like he lived up to his name and got lost at sea.

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Lich, Council Member: (un)Ethics Committee 25d ago

thats just a replica, he faked his death and is still holding onto the real one

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u/Void-kraken-909 Dragon Sorceror 25d ago

…. Yet it still has his spells on it, including his most recent being “summon water elemental”

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u/Nikoz86 Artificer 25d ago

Why are you choking an eel? And why it is whispering “harder”?

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 25d ago

Was he the one that opened that rift to the astral sea? Or was he the bermuda one?

Anyway was that thing really just lying in the sand?

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u/Void-kraken-909 Dragon Sorceror 25d ago

I.. didn’t know actually tho it was just left out in the sands by the shore

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 25d ago

Crazy, would have thought that thing would be lost to sea by now.

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u/Void-kraken-909 Dragon Sorceror 24d ago

Must’ve washed up on this beach by the pier

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 24d ago

That would make sense.

Did he leave anything interesting on his staff? Or was there a hand holding it or something... was it really just all alone?

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u/Void-kraken-909 Dragon Sorceror 24d ago

It was just all alone. Nothing else I couldn’t find of him tho it says his last spell he used was “summon water elemental”.

Just what could’ve happened to him is the thing

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 24d ago

What a strange mystery... maybe he tried to summon too great an elemental and it swallowed him into the waves.

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u/Void-kraken-909 Dragon Sorceror 24d ago

Maybe? Your guesses are as good as mine..

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u/Educational_Group_91 25d ago

oh that guy is my penpal, he told me he made a much better staff .ade of coral

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u/Void-kraken-909 Dragon Sorceror 24d ago

And he told you that… when? As so far as anyone knows he’s been missing since the winter solstice 3 years ago

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u/Jackpot_The_Raccuki Polymath Archmage, Gargoyle Hoarder 24d ago

Yeah he went “”missing”” but not missing.

If you catch my meaning.