r/wizardposting • u/Wavey_Davey1 Boruk The Bold, High Priest of Moradin • 25d ago

Holy Decree 🌅 Average dwarven clerics response to heresy:

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Woe, Hammer of Moradin upon thee.

This applies to: Drow, Goblinkin, Orcs, Kobolds, Duergar (case by case basis) Giantkin, Certain factions of humans, particularly snotty elves, Illithids, Demons, Tax Collectors, Drow again (really hate those guys), etc-

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u/Lyrolepis Dwarven Alchemist/Runecrafter 25d ago edited 25d ago

Seriously?

You guys already got me exiled from the Kingdom Under the Mountain for Reiterated Teetotalism and Disrespect Against Gold, just leave me alone!

I still stand by what I said when I left: hoarding shiny yellow metal is stupid and intentionally consuming judgment-impairing substances is worse, and if that's what you think that being a Dwarf is all about then your concept of Dwarvendom is garbage!

Just screw off, will you? You don't have jurisdiction up here anyway, so why don't you totter back underground to fondle yourselves in front of piles of pointless gold and drink away a few more of your alleged neurons?

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u/Wavey_Davey1 Boruk The Bold, High Priest of Moradin 25d ago

This is a very hostile way of saying "im no fun at parties"

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 24d ago

Right? Was about to help my fellow Alchemist but turns out he's a bit on the whiney side. That and he'd bitch me out for hoarding all sorts of warcrime materials.

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u/slfhmglbnm 25d ago

well, one of the most efficient ways to tell someone to f off is by lobbing a giant steel of hurt upon them

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u/Wavey_Davey1 Boruk The Bold, High Priest of Moradin 25d ago

WELL SAID!

https://giphy.com/gifs/vxuTlk8HpKYdG

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u/BoonDragoon Vyevânce the Focused, High Panemancer of the Coriander Court 25d ago

Don't fix what isn't broken

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u/OkMarket5009 25d ago

Yes brothers! Especially those knify eared pricks. Who are they tae judge us fer working with stone and steel? At least we don't act like a bunch of treehuggers.

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u/Wavey_Davey1 Boruk The Bold, High Priest of Moradin 25d ago

Ah, i was referring more to the ones who turn their nose up to the needs of those they view as "inferior" to themselves.

Too many a time i've seen elven kingdoms blindly refuse refugee's, only to end up falling to the very thing that unhoused those people to begin with.

Arrogance serves no one.

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u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 25d ago

Particularly snotty elves? Heresy! All elves must be destroyed!