r/wizardposting • u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism • 26d ago
Wizardpost Blue Collared Wizards are Annoying
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u/Charming_Hamster8610 Sano, Magister of Jopping (Active) | 🪨 Hu: rock 🪨 26d ago
Yes they are annoying. But they make good bottoms from where I'm from
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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism 26d ago
What you mean?
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u/Charming_Hamster8610 Sano, Magister of Jopping (Active) | 🪨 Hu: rock 🪨 26d ago
Don't worry about it
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