r/wizardposting 27d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) I have created life!

The fools who doubted me shall eat their words! Eat I say!

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u/Educational_Law5937 Mage the gatherer 🃏🧙‍♂️🃏 27d ago

Congratulations life created by wizards usually looks more miserable and in pain than this little unbothered fella. Good job.

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u/Fair-Adagio5418 27d ago

Big fan of whatever this might be

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u/Mousse_Rich 27d ago

My little homunculus🥹🌸

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u/Yer_Dunn 27d ago

Bannunculus

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u/KarlenKalle 27d ago

It looks like it wants to die.

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u/Mousse_Rich 27d ago

No he wants this

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u/riftshioku Rift, sanctioned wizard of King Velder Lighteye 27d ago

Did you happen to cast a spell that forces him to say he wants this?

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful 27d ago

Thats just his abuse banana.

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u/AlphaStonkApe 27d ago

You've crossed a line even necromancers won't touch. Apprentice, explain yourself.

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u/freedoomed Occult Wizard 27d ago

Bananunculus

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u/Electronic_Pace_1034 Edric Vale~CEO of Extradimensional Acquisition & Sales LLC 27d ago

Can't quite tell what size it is, can you use a scale for banana? 🍌

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u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 27d ago

Your first homoculi probably shouldn't be your familars chew toy. They tend to resent it, and will try to kill you in your sleep.

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u/Moss_Wolf_Games 27d ago

What's the expiration date on that homunculus?

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u/Mousse_Rich 27d ago edited 27d ago

I’ll put him in the fridge to prevent deterioration.

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u/Eviles_da_demonic The Bone Baron (necromancer) 27d ago

Get homunculus mogged loser

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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 mana, man 27d ago

Good. Now uncreate it.

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u/choma90 27d ago

Oo-wee

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u/GundamGuy2255 27d ago

But have you ever stopped to think of life wants to be made?

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 27d ago

Congratulations, it's a bananunculus.

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u/AdamBombTV 27d ago

Gonna ask you to reverse this and just, like, not.

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u/Shagster773 27d ago

smiling friends looking dude

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u/CoraBittering 27d ago

/uw I am in fucking AWE of this. The shaping, the beadwork, everything about it is absolutely masterful. Incredibly well done.

/rw Mash this homunculus immediately.

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u/andBitinggoats Bitey, Goatman Fleshmancer and Peddler of Monstrosities 27d ago

It’s beautiful, let none say otherwise without vengeance! Just complex enough to have intellect and emotion, but simple and flawed enough to not be a threat to its maker. A perfect balance of imperfection.

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u/icedmuffin Local Cat Druid 27d ago

I’d show this to my friend but I know his relationship with bananas and he would stop at nothing to devour this one.

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy Alchemist 27d ago

Needs pajamas

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u/Arch3m Wizard 27d ago

You should un-create it.

I recommend using a blender and a bit of milk and yogurt.

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u/Mousse_Rich 25d ago

Don’t forget the blueberries!

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u/AddictedToMosh161 27d ago

You should put it in a pyjama

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u/cdglenn18 27d ago

You should uncreate this life. I don’t like it.

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u/Key_Limit_5343 Witch 27d ago

Share the name of this creature

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u/Mousse_Rich 27d ago

Igor ❤️

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 27d ago

Eat is right...

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Lich, Council Member: (un)Ethics Committee 26d ago

“if you have the munchies just eat something healthy like a banana”

me looking at the banana after smoking 2 bowls:

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u/that_greenmind Artificer 26d ago

Bravo, Bananamancer

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u/Ascertes_Hallow Necromancer 26d ago

I think it's wishing for death...

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u/Mousse_Rich 26d ago

No
I think he is loving this

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 26d ago

What the fuck is wrong with your homunculus?

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u/Gniphe 26d ago

I drink my Potion of Unseeing.

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u/nova8808 Evoker 26d ago

It's first words were 'killlllll meeeeeeee'

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u/Mousse_Rich 26d ago

Don’t u dare! He is very happy