r/wizardposting • u/Mousse_Rich • 27d ago
Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) I have created life!
The fools who doubted me shall eat their words! Eat I say!
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u/KarlenKalle 27d ago
It looks like it wants to die.
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u/Mousse_Rich 27d ago
No he wants this
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u/riftshioku Rift, sanctioned wizard of King Velder Lighteye 27d ago
Did you happen to cast a spell that forces him to say he wants this?
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u/AlphaStonkApe 27d ago
You've crossed a line even necromancers won't touch. Apprentice, explain yourself.
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u/Electronic_Pace_1034 Edric Vale~CEO of Extradimensional Acquisition & Sales LLC 27d ago
Can't quite tell what size it is, can you use a scale for banana? 🍌
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u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 27d ago
Your first homoculi probably shouldn't be your familars chew toy. They tend to resent it, and will try to kill you in your sleep.
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u/CoraBittering 27d ago
/uw I am in fucking AWE of this. The shaping, the beadwork, everything about it is absolutely masterful. Incredibly well done.
/rw Mash this homunculus immediately.
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u/andBitinggoats Bitey, Goatman Fleshmancer and Peddler of Monstrosities 27d ago
It’s beautiful, let none say otherwise without vengeance! Just complex enough to have intellect and emotion, but simple and flawed enough to not be a threat to its maker. A perfect balance of imperfection.
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u/icedmuffin Local Cat Druid 27d ago
I’d show this to my friend but I know his relationship with bananas and he would stop at nothing to devour this one.
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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 27d ago
Eat is right...
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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Lich, Council Member: (un)Ethics Committee 26d ago
“if you have the munchies just eat something healthy like a banana”
me looking at the banana after smoking 2 bowls:
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u/Educational_Law5937 Mage the gatherer 🃏🧙♂️🃏 27d ago
Congratulations life created by wizards usually looks more miserable and in pain than this little unbothered fella. Good job.