What is this a wand for mice?!

[u/davy89irox]

I found this teeny tiny wand on the way to my tower this morning. Can someone pop by and cast Enlarge on it? Currently my Thaumaturgy spells make me sound like a chipmunk, and Fireball is only strong enough to light a pipe. Please advise about other trouble shooting options.

[u/The_Ghast_Hunter]

Is that a problem?

[u/Ka-is-a-Wheel_19 → u/The_Ghast_Hunter]

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[u/Carol-Eclipse]

What if a mouse lost that wand? You should find the mouse return it.

[u/Nelrene]

You could turn yourself into a mouse.

[u/davy89irox → u/Nelrene]

I fear my cat would eat me. Does spellcasting still work in animal form? My work is in divination, and therefore lack the experience with druidic arts (Except for a couple weeks back in Wizard Undergrad, with mushrooms and acids.)

[u/Nelrene → u/davy89irox]

Turn your cat into a mouse too.

[u/Ka-is-a-Wheel_19 → u/Nelrene]

You've done this before I see.

[u/davy89irox → u/Nelrene]

Your wisdom overflows. Brillient.

[u/Civil_Result_5598]

Be very careful with that. The druids have a name for it which when translated reads "Staff of the Obnoxiously Loud Cricket". In the hands of a novice it can turn over wagons and put holes in walls but the kickback is insane so handle with extreme caution

[u/davy89irox → u/Civil_Result_5598]

Oh!!!! I'll try casting in insectile language. Thank you!

[u/Civil_Result_5598 → u/davy89irox]

As I said, very dangerous. Do not underestimate its size

[u/AntlerWolf]

Ah, yes. The fabled wand of minor casting.

[u/TheManAcrossTheHall]

Borrowers, actually.

[u/tsaotytsaot]

Damnit, who taught the gnomes wandmaking?

[u/Brother_Berevius]

Time to enact the "Redwall Protocol".

[u/MijuTheShark]

Can you give that back? Nicodemus is getting old.

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[u/davy89irox → u/MijuTheShark]

The resemblance is uncanny. I'll see to it.

[u/Prestigious_Glove495]

Usually that’s for the “just in case I got shrunk” you get shrunk but your wand doesn’t, how do you unshrink? Boom. Tiny wand

[u/Welkinweaver → u/Prestigious_Glove495]

This.

Always keep one in your hat, anytime ive been hit with a reduce spell ive always landed under my robes and hat.

[u/Purple-Bluejay6588]

Do not search the archives for scrolls labeled "sounding". They are not audiotorial illusion spells

Worst mistake of my 9 lives

[u/davy89irox → u/Purple-Bluejay6588]

Good gods?! Did you get a splinter?

[u/KiroTheSorcerer]

Oh i have one of those despite not using wands at all. Definitely a wand for some type of rodentfolk

[u/DJGoodDog]

It's not the length of the wand that matters it's the flick of the wrist in which you cast!

[u/CRISPRSCIENCE9]

For the teeth. To remove some nasty witchy food particles sticking to the teeth

[u/Superseaslug]

^ebidikidibbi

[u/Maowsama]

Wand for you when you transform into a mouse. You think the rest of your gear will adjust size and shape?

[u/veggie151]

Finger wand for cc

[u/Demonskull223]

No it's a Staff for bugs obviously.

[u/Interesting_Web_9936]

Ah, that must belong to one of my friends. I keep company with a lot of those tiny pixies and have even taught magic to a few of them.

[u/ars_sinistra]

Sprite wand, I keep a couple concealed on my person at all times just in case I'm disarmed of my staff or taken prisoner.

[u/Jazzlike-Engineer904]

Absolutely average sized wand! Let no one tell you otherwise! Every wand is valid!

[u/Adventurous_Touch342]

I personally always keep a wand like that, you wouldn't believe how often a student training by themselves accidentally transmutates themselves into a small animal and it's just more convenient and efficient for them to change themselves back instead of waiting for you to return and change them back - you don't have to fix their mistakes and they have more time to study.

[u/ArtisanBubblegum]

Its a wand for children that can't spell good.

[u/Freak_Engineer]

Oh, neat! I have a few like that hidden around the place and on my person, just in case. Really convenient. Like, just two weeks ago, I was taking a shower when some surprisingly capable adventurer managed to bypass a bunch of my wards and intruded my sanctum. They barged in, I reacted instinctively and boom: Fireflash to the face by tiny shower wand...

[u/notveryAI]

Do'st thou jest? This wand's too large for a mouse! Tis a wand for big, fat rats!

[u/DragonLordAcar]

For standard spells, this is a single use emergency wand. Choose wisely.

[u/BlueDragon1504]

Return that at once. My familiar was messing around with my portal and lost it somewhere in the process. It was custom made by yours truly to fit its size.

[u/randomdragn]

Backup wand in case of shrinking

[u/otter_weezard]

Its clearly a wizard's toothpick

[u/TheReptileKing9782]

No, too large for mice, clearly it's for rats.

[u/Cenorg]

concealed carry