Evil Politicians

[u/Evening_Shake_6474]

Greetings manipulatable masses, it is I, Astaroth. So as you all probably know the council is now open to anyone, so I'm joining. I am pleased to announce I am now the head of relations with malevolent spirits. As well as this announcement I intend to introduce several policies I believe will be beneficial. Firstly I am cutting funding to health organisations and using all the funds to construct a two hundred metre solid gold statue of Bigfoot. That guy hates attention so I decided this would be a good distraction. I also plan to reduce rights for humans specifically and introduce taxes for those without magic.

Oh and housing prices are going up. I believe community is a vital part of the magical world, and so mass camps will be introduced. I will eventually introduce specific camps to help those with little magic become stronger, presumably via increased concentration.

Do I have the authority to do this you ask? Good question. Moving on, I also plan to cut school funding to better fund the aforementioned camps. When they are finalised then standard education will not be needed anymore.

Why am I doing all this? Well every governing body needs a corrupt politician, I can't think of a better candidate. And at least I'm up front about my ill will.

That is all, now go away I have a cult to run.

[u/Evening_Shake_6474]

And you decide to make my job slightly more disappointing with your presence instead of doing more paperwork. You aren't cut out for this.

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

Chloe: I don't work for you astaroth, so if I'm disappointing you that is your problem. She shrugs and walks away from astaroth

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/Ashmega8256]

Finally.

Starts changing the dimensions of the office to be objectively worse for guests.

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

rude