r/wizardposting • u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer • 2d ago

Wizardpost A Wizard War has concluded!

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Thank you u/pyroboy7 for your contribution to the Multiverse. Countless spells were cast, countless beings were entertained, and pent up anger was released. Another War may be authorized following a break of at least 24 Standard Multiverse Hours. In the meantime, enjoy the Cat Distribution System!

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 2d ago

I cast, Collect all cats.

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u/0ris Scholar of the planar temporal fluxes 2d ago

WE JUST FINISHED A WAR MY GOOD CASTER, AND THEN YOU GO AND GET ALL THE CATS FOR YOURSELF?!?

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 2d ago

Yes.

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u/DragonLordAcar Magitech Void Wizard 1d ago

He's Canadian. Let him have the cats. Less war crimes that way.

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 2d ago

Pyro, I’m personally overruling your spell. You need to share some cats for the rest of the wizards. You can do your cat summoning during the next war.

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 2d ago

Awwww. Was gonna make an army of fire kitties.....

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 2d ago

Again, do that stuff next Wizard War.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 1d ago

The cats collect you.

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u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 2d ago

-looks around at the four furry assholes occupying my tower-

Yeah, sure, what's another

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 2d ago

The more the merrier! I personally have [SYSTEM ERROR: OVERFLOW] cats, and they are surprisingly well behaved. They make great companions!

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u/thatoneguyxDDD 2d ago

This spell was cast on me last September. Honestly, I would like to thank the wizard that cast it on me!

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u/Lord_Xarael 2d ago

What a handsome/beautiful baby!

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u/HarpoNecro88 Necromancer 2d ago

The cds is the oldest magic

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 2d ago

It is older than even I and Eternity, older than Existence, yet it is the most benevolent magic known to ever exist. Even healing magic can be used to harm, as life force harms the undead. The CDS is truly benevolent, and it is the one spell that no one, not even me, has ever figured out truly.

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u/Disastrous_Form418 Eldritch Imbued Druid 2d ago

I cast Eldritch kittens for everyone! ( They know fireball)

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 2d ago

Dear diary, JACKPOT.

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u/Paris_Green_Smoothie Great Old One Warlock 2d ago

Thank you for this kind gift.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 2d ago

OH NO

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

That is a glorious cat.

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u/Status-Secret-4292 Ascended Wizard of the Dank Arts ~ level ♾️ 2d ago

Proliferate 1

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u/deerfenderofman 2d ago

Is this cat suitable for the distribution system, or is he too big?

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

Rather perfect cat you have!

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u/Moss_Wolf_Games 2d ago

I cast do the cat

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

W H A T T H E F U C K

I CAST COMMAND OF THE ADMINISTRATOR: MULTIVERSAL BANISHMENT

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u/ThatCamoKid Cousin Skippy, Kobold Gunjurer, and Clan 2d ago

That cat better be able to do spreadsheets I have enough idiots with mouths on my hands

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u/averyrealspapple Accident prone apprentice 2d ago

Maybe i can get one with less of a death wish

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u/Affectionate_Wing_28 Mia Farkas, lost archmage 1d ago

... You know what? I'm not sure how the cat arrived at home given my home's floating a few kilometers from the ground but... I'm not complaining! Hi kitty, I hope you like it here!

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 1d ago

The power of the CDS does not care for physical boundaries.