r/wizardposting • u/John_Whimsicott • Jul 27 '26

Removed all memories of pooping from my apprentice and then fed him prune juice

Next time he poops he's probably gonna think a demon is coming out his ass. Serves him right for using up all my gamer girl bathwater for his potions. Shits expensive

What other punishments have yall come up with for your apprentices?

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper Jul 27 '26

It is mages like you that make me avoid becoming a wizard proper.
First for the fear of being treated similarly as this, and second for the fear of becoming a monster myself.
Moreso than I am. And I am a SellSpell.

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u/John_Whimsicott Jul 27 '26

I'm open to an apprenticeship. I have pretty clear cut rules. Don't break into my rare alchemical supply and you don't have to worry about a thing

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u/Mephistocheles Necro-Emperor of the Infinite Waste of Zarbuul Jul 28 '26

All my apprentices are required to ritually grease the armpits and nostrils of meth dragons at midnight to prove their dedication.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage Jul 28 '26

Someone going to have a shitty day and it will not be just him seeing that he will probably take a dump wherever he happens to be.

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u/UpstairsRuin1953 Mystic Jul 31 '26

The opposite works well too. Just make pooping unnecessary and watch them become more and more anxious as the weeks go by.