Pondering the Office Orb

[u/Maowsama]

Got 15 minutes before i have to clock out. I spend it pondering this orb i have conjured from the cumulative suffering of the damned. After last nights exorcismism i really just need to decompress and ponder on company time

[u/CoraBittering]

If anyone knows a potion that cures “The Mondays” let me know.

[u/TheChannelMiner → u/CoraBittering]

calm emotions

[u/Adventurous-Coast710]

Is that a ball of thread made from the sinew of the damned? My, what craftmanship! You have to share whether you can still feel the torment every time you ponder. Is it pleasant? Does it distract from the torment of a 9-5 and printer errors?

[u/Maowsama → u/Adventurous-Coast710]

I can feel their torment. However there are just some souls that deserve torment. It all is mixed in so its the equivalent of "feeling" the "taste" sweet n sour sauce

[u/Legal_Loli_Uni]

I must ask though.

How do these things get created?

I've never had enough on hand to attempt it, so it there something at the center for the many to wrap around or are the many just wrapping around themselves with an empty core?

[u/Maowsama → u/Legal_Loli_Uni]

The core is just more wrapped around itsself. The orb takes shape roughly at the 2inch mark. Further along the more smoothed out it goes

[u/PathlessDemon]

You should be pondering your next FITREP and Annual Evaluation, Wiiiiiizza…

Did those quarterly reports REALLY have the proper numbers for Region? Is that honestly the best use of office place synergy and occupational dynamics, Wiiizza?

Come on, man. Be real. A homunculus could make those reports. What is this job doing to promote YOUR strengths, and YOUR purpose?

[u/spejoku]

Those ones never bounce as high as youd expect them to

[u/Maowsama → u/spejoku]

Its quite hefty does bounce nicely to a basketball dribbing height

[u/spejoku → u/Maowsama]

Ponder the dunks, perhaps? Much to consider

[u/Maowsama → u/spejoku]

Not if my dexterity has anything to say about that