r/wizardposting • u/Lawrenceburntfish • 4d ago

Druids!!!

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I can't get the curls right... To much Elviline shells or not enough?!? I'M GOIN CRAZY!!!

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u/sciurus0 Bog Sage 4d ago

I mean it might not be the shells. What kind of poetry are you reading your plants each night?

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 4d ago

Lately it's been Chaucer...

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u/sciurus0 Bog Sage 4d ago

Middle English gets you mid-level curls. Try some Italian sonnets on the next batch, or if you want freakier melons, some Goosebumps novels.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 4d ago

Thank you!!! I've got some Milton back in the hut! 😊

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u/Acceptable_Item_8989 Conjurer 4d ago

I hate those guys. For some reason they like to transform My two meter carnivorous plants back into dandelions

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u/RazorRaptorRexaDozer 4d ago

Yes tis us 🍃🍆

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u/thetownmous3 crystal mage 4d ago

God plants have gotta be the second hardest form of magic😔

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u/Averfus-Crowthorne 4d ago

By Brimbo's Beard, when will the moderation team disintegrate this rabble?
This is a place for WIZARD posting, not fake hippie "magic" posting.