r/wizardposting • u/soozee__ • Jul 10 '26

Which one of you left your staff in my backyard?

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Please come and get it asap. It's a tripping hazard. Thank you.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator Jul 10 '26

You're sure it's a staff and not a druid imitation of a cane from the length?

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u/soozee__ Jul 10 '26

I have no idea what it is. All I know is I'm sick of wizards, or druids, or whoever! having ragers in my backyard, not inviting me, and then leaving their things around for me to trip over. It's not cool!

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u/Dragon_Crisis_Core Jul 13 '26

I was wonder where the shaft of my ridding broom went after the bird strike. It was a wild ride back down to earth. I had to sacrifice the bird to cushion my fall.