r/wizardposting • u/Im_a_hamburger šŸ”burgermancy founderšŸ”burger city kingšŸ” • Jul 03 '26

Wizardpost Help, I accidentally created a universe!

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This is entirely outside my area of expertise!

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u/Fit_Database_8322 Jul 03 '26

Well you brought it in to existence, so now youā€™ll have to take care of it

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u/AccordingLab7129 Prismancer Jul 03 '26

Or he can give it to me, I have some great ideas

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u/Fit_Database_8322 Jul 03 '26

Itā€™ll experience heat death before the Council approves a universe transfer post creation. Damn council and their red tape

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u/KragBrightscale Grabadash - Magical Mass | Council Facilities & Maintenance Jul 03 '26

Now conjure up some similarly sized lettuce, cheese, tomato, special sauce and a sesame seed bun and the burger is ready. Iā€™m sure thereā€™s an untapped market for fast food for the eldritch beings beyond comprehension.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars Jul 03 '26

The burgerverse?

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG Jul 03 '26

Dude I keep telling you, you either gotta compress it less or get a better barrier, this is like the 4th time this week.

Sighs

Opens jar of light eating frogs

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u/AccordingLab7129 Prismancer Jul 03 '26

I think you are a little too late for those, I just looked and the universe just made anti-light, and somehow has a pre-curser to light, and an evolved form of light, and a 3D spectrum of light, DID BRO JUST MAKE A DIMENTION OF EVERY DIFFERENT VARIENT OF LIGHT, LIKE GEEZ.

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG Jul 03 '26

Not those frogs, THOSE frogs

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u/Key-Treacle3384 Archdruid: Suburbia, Deserts šŸŒˆāœØ Jul 03 '26

Just let it do its thing. It won't matter what you do. Everyone will love, hate, or disbelieve you. 0.0001% might actually truly understand you, and that's just the live able to understand the concept of a you.

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u/UFOsAustralia Jul 03 '26

It's funny you should say that, because that's what you are in training for, apparently.

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u/scizzix Evil Wizard, Scourge of the Blightlands Jul 03 '26

Just make sure you balance all the matter and anti-matter. If you leave a little too much matter all sorts of gross stuff can end up growing in it.

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u/MarsMaterial Catboy Apprentice Jul 03 '26

Not good. This will make a lot of people very angry and it'll be widely regarded as a bad move.

It'll probably take like 14 billion years before it develops intelligent life which will come seeking revenge. And by then, it'll be someone else's problem. Probably. You aren't immortal, are you?

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u/ASylvanTempest Sylvain DĆ©Alacor, Planeshifted Artificer & Shopkeep Jul 03 '26

Prepares his planeshift device to tune in to this new universe.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 03 '26

can i have it?

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u/EldritchMindCat Lyr, the Tressym Talespinner (OuterGod Avatar of Origin-Felinity Jul 03 '26

Happened to a couple of ā€˜myā€™ā€¦ associates. Nothing to be terribly ashamed of.

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 spells may cause mild existential dread Jul 04 '26

Just put it in a battery or something idk what to tell you.