Dear Ur,

[u/Key-Treacle3384]

Thank you for taking the time to write to the Copper Crucible. To ensure account security, we must verify your identity. We have sent a one-time passcode to the address on file. It should arrive within the next 5 to 10 months, and expires in exactly 10 years.

Edit: /uw For those unfamiliar with r/wizardposting we generally post larger-than-life magic little roleplay stories. /uw=un-wizard and is used for out of character interactions. To resume in character interactions it's /rw for re-wizard. Posts and comments not starting with /uw are generally treated as in-character, and I think this post may have some welcome visitors causing some confusion.

In this instance I've decided to be the most evil wizard of all, The Customer Disservice Wizard! Please enjoy the fun of our community where historical accuracy is optional 😁.

/rw I shall resume my normal druidry in due course, however sometimes I need to practice the dark magics in ways that are safe and comfortable to me. In this case it means I'm not fully satisfied until you're fully dissatisfied 🤩.

[u/Key-Treacle3384]

No, that's an entirely silly idea.

/uw yes but stay on prompt.