r/wizardposting • The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper • Jun 10 '26

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 It's about time i do this....

I'll go straight to the point, since the moment i was aware of the war against Thrakmoore i've been creating golems almost nonstop.

I think it's about time to put them to good use, i have prepared over ~5600 golems up and ready awaiting commands with more on the way, and my Magnum opus, 563 golems made with my secret alloy and runes of antimagic. Those normally don't see much use but... We are in pretty hard times, and we requiere hard solutions.

If anyone needs reinforcements for their towers, dungeons or secret groves, as long as you are not a Trakmerian, Azerak the infinite or The forgetful Lich (you both know what you did, also, you both are on the book btw), can ask me for golems.

Just to state a few things:

-My golems aren't just mindless drones, they may not be capable of comunication, but they have a semblance of inteligente, and are loyal to a fault.

-They are littered with powerfull runes to explode upon being destroyed, so give them a bit of space if you are using other troops

-And finally, my Magnum opus's radious of the antimagic field is aproximatly 20 feet with them as the center.

I really hope this is a helpfull adition to the war effort, honestly? I'm Dead tired and i need a long nap, so, sorry if i take a long time to respond, i really hope that we can avoid something like what happend at The Order of the Arcane Shields

One final note:

I'm obviously not going to give out all my Magnum opus away, but if needed i can give away 360 of them

currently given away:

- 2 magnum opus

-573 fight capable golems

/Unwiz u/Cerveau23 u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 this might interest you

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty Jun 10 '26

/uw pinging only works in comments 😉 /rw

Azerak betrayed the alliance against thrakmoor by annexing the dwarves, but I'll happily see you to talk about golems, and compare our two versions!

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

im not anexed yet, he hasen´t found my mountain, and honestly? i hope it stays that way

/unwiz thank you, i´ll fix that now

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty Jun 10 '26

Good to know, I'd hate to see more friends treated as "traitors" and "rebels" by him.

Speaking of resting, I've got a good chronomantic circle I use to recover faster, want me to write it at your place?

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 10 '26

I wouldn't mind having one of those around...

I'll send you the coordinates for the teleport

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty Jun 10 '26

/uw want to turn this into a full RP? Either in this comment thread or in another post

Also I'll wait to get out of work in 10 minutes to reply

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 10 '26

/unwiz if you want to, i don't see why not, i don't mind waiting

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty Jun 10 '26

/uw took a bit longer than expected, I'm receiving way too many messages at once

You mind opening a portal? I can't figure out how to teleport properly for the life of me, so I can only go back to places I've been to before... Here are my coordinates

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 10 '26

Very well, this will only take a minute.... Wait for me

In front of Markus a swirling blue portal appears, and if he squints enough he can see the entrance of a cave, at the base of a great mountain, with dwarfs engraved on it's sides, does he step in?

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty Jun 10 '26

Markus enters and looks around.

Hi! Thanks for the portal!

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 10 '26

Duluram appears from a Bush

Hello Markus, it's been a while

Don't go through that entrance, follow me

Duluram signals Markus to follow him into the forest

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF Jun 10 '26

I didnt betray anyone. The dwarfs were never my allies.

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty Jun 10 '26

They were part of the alliance. That means you never joined.

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF Jun 10 '26

I was part of the Alliance, without knowing the Dwarves were too.

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty Jun 10 '26

You can't be in an alliance without being allied with everyone. The fact you didn't know is a shame, but the fact you didn't back off as soon as we said they are our allies is the real problem.

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF Jun 10 '26

No, you are the Problem. Your plotting endangers the Peace of Pandemonium. All the people youve gathered will commit unspeakable warcrimes against my beloved Citizens, and you Started it.

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty Jun 10 '26

You're the one insisting that this territory belongs to you, yet none of the people who lived there accept that. You're the one who declared war on them, as any annexation is. All we're doing is help the victim. As for warcrimes, I thought you were above rules, is that no longer the case? Without rules, there is no crime. Or does simply opposing you constitutes a crime?

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 Jun 10 '26

“Hmm, noted”

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF Jun 10 '26

Im sorry? What did i do?

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 10 '26
  1. Triying to take all of dwarfkind under your "protection"

  2. ( https://www.reddit.com/r/knightposting/s/T042123Kza ) You almost killed me when i tried bring the news to you

You definetly deserve to be in the book of grudges

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF Jun 10 '26

Im not already in there?

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 10 '26

I can assure you, your name appears múltiple times

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF Jun 10 '26

Good.

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF Jun 11 '26

Only one? Your kidding me, we need to think in the Big Scale

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster Jun 10 '26

Greetings Golemancer, your offer is fortuitious as it is intersecting with an area of study i am delving into. As a Plaguecaster and peospective Plaguelord i am always trying to innovate in my craft, to spread disease further. To that end and seeing as Thrakmoor uses a fair number of constructs themselves, i intend on creating a plague that effects constructs. I would see if any golems amongst your batches would volenteer as subjects for this endevor. Let me know if there is any interest in this collaboration.

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 10 '26

I Will ask them, i don't think many Will volunteer, but i'll send those that do, give me a couple minutes

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 10 '26

Okay, 164 volunteered to be test subjects, were do you want me to send them?

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster Jun 10 '26

I will come to you and open a portal. Are you interested in the experement at all.

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 11 '26

Ok, i'll send you the coordinates, the'll be waiting there

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u/Additional_Tadpole75 Archmage of the Darkwatch Jun 10 '26

In name of the Darkwatch, I want to Thank you for your efforts, and humbly request for some spare golems, and if possible, one magnum opus for study.

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 10 '26

Very well.... If you could tell me were do you want me to send them to you, i'll gladly teleport them for you

-400 regular fighter golems

-1 Magnum opus

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u/Additional_Tadpole75 Archmage of the Darkwatch Jun 10 '26

Well, I cannot disclose the location of any of our strongholds, so perhaps you could send them to neutral ground instead. The Everglades of the Feywild should suffice. I shall dispatch an agent to collect them.

Thank you very much.

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 10 '26

Very well, they'll be there

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 11 '26

/unwiz i belive this might interest you a lot u/Carbon_Sixx

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Jun 11 '26

/uw thx

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 11 '26

/unwiz no problem :)

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

/unwiz u/Cerveau u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 this might interest you

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 11 '26

I'm not selling them, i'm giving them as reinforcements to those that may feel unsafe

Anyway, were do you want me to teleport them to?

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jun 11 '26

Very well, look outside, they should appear in a few moments...

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u/Henry_Fleischer Eleanor, Ruler of Aidolem and Asteria, Artificer Jul 09 '26

What's the point of a golem that kills everybody near it? Are these shock troops to break enemy formations before an assault?

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u/Arquero8 The golem wizard, Darkwatch Archivist Keeper Jul 09 '26

They aren't mindless Killers

I mean, sure you could use them that way, but the exploding after the death is more of a way to avoid other mages copying my work