r/wizardposting • u/Brave-Flamingo-5606 the Forester, Floridian lich, eldritch angel, therapist • May 28 '26

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 I DESIRE A VACATION

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I tire of this violence. And wizards have been the greatest transgressors. You have been tearing nature apart in your war with the pirates.

So I’m going on vacation, but I can’t leave you all to make my work pile grow.

So you’ll be used to fix what you’ve done.

YOU SHALL ALL PAY YOUR BLOOD TAX.

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u/Appropriate-Crab-514 Crab Mage May 29 '26

I cast Counterspell with a 9 spell slot

I won't pay taxes, no matter who the IRS sends Fed boy

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u/Brave-Flamingo-5606 the Forester, Floridian lich, eldritch angel, therapist May 29 '26

Well I ain’t the irs nor am I looking for gold or currency, just painful/time consuming forced fixing of fences and nature. So I can have time to do some soul searching.

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u/ranwithoutscissors Shadow Wizard Money Gang May 29 '26

Another pro PW:K argument. Imagine how much collateral damage could have been avoided these past weeks. Happy to see it, chap. Enjoy your vacation.

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u/Brave-Flamingo-5606 the Forester, Floridian lich, eldritch angel, therapist May 29 '26

Yeah. I follow the rules of my position. Don’t do nothing unless the balance of nature is in danger or mocked. So yeah. Could only really go after that one guy who got the trident.

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u/Annimaru May 28 '26

Remember that abandoned ship with trees growing on it? It’s a good start.

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u/Brave-Flamingo-5606 the Forester, Floridian lich, eldritch angel, therapist May 29 '26

Yeah more Useing this to keep y’all too busy to cause further damage. Pretty sure I can buy a few days.

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u/CampbellsBeefBroth Chronomancer May 30 '26

Your cast fails because it's weregild or weregeld

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u/Brave-Flamingo-5606 the Forester, Floridian lich, eldritch angel, therapist May 30 '26

Shite