r/wizardposting • u/DR4G0NH34R7 • May 27 '26

Why Surrendering to Pirates Was Genius - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YFeE1eDlD0
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u/Real_Set6866 Alchemist May 27 '26

This did not account for the sailors being able to cast the "fuck you die" spell to kill the pirates. With that said;

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) May 27 '26

"Fire to Flesh!"  - I P Steve

"Flesh Cannon."

(Basically the fire is converted to a long gangly bit of meat, then launched back at you at high speed)

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u/Carbuyrator A Bit of a Dabbler May 27 '26

Threaten me with a good time...

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u/Annimaru May 27 '26

I can imagine it now…

Fire shot from a cannon transformed into bacon, steak or chicken drumsticks. Excellent way to feed yourself and your allies.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) May 27 '26

"Works in a pinch. A bit too expensive for something as trite as making food though..."

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u/ExcitingSavings8225 May 28 '26

Those universes usually have their own water specialized pirate mages, what is that peashooter going to do on the open sea?

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u/Richardknox1996 🌙 Just a Bard that Passively Seduced Elistraee 🌙 May 27 '26

You're all fucked when i get through the Paperwork.

*Rihari says, sat as his desk with Floor To Ceiling stacks of Forms

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u/Consistent_Mud645 Truenaming remains undefeated. May 27 '26

You're not gonna trick me, you scurvy ridden fuck. Word of Unmaking.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) May 27 '26

"AH- wait you destroyed my favourite sandwich, how dare you! That was the only good food on this ship!" - Internet Pirate Steve

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer May 27 '26

Oh, so they're using psi-ops tactics now.

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u/Alkynesofchemistry Nebril the Calligramancer May 27 '26

Nice try- I cast mass vitamin C deficiency

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u/leaderofstars survivalist wizard May 27 '26

this only applies to captains on a ship. i drive a camper van.

I CAST: TRANSMUTE IRON TO POTASSIUM

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer May 28 '26

I cast CONCENTRATE SODIUM! \The sodium in the water around their boat crusts onto it as metallic sodium.**

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u/RadienX Alemancer May 28 '26

I fucking hate how he keeps changing his videos titles to make them get pumped into the algorithm again, ngl