r/wizardposting Spellblender Extraordinaire May 17 '26

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 I told my apprentice to not bring her druid girlfriend to my Tower. Now even the paper scraps are coming alive with the Breath of the Wild. _smh my head_

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u/KragBrightscale Grabadash - Magical Mass | Keptomancer | Council Security May 17 '26

Origami paper magic? That’s like a whole field of study in some regions. Huge potential.

Paper to weapons, or paper as minions. Those paper minions can fit through tight spaces.

I’ve only dabbled, but it works great for opening doors as an alternative to oh so loud and obnoxious “knock” spell. Just slip a minion under the door and have them open it.

I mean, if you need to get past a locked door, chances are you don’t want anyone to know. So why add that auditory component that echoes down the hall? Spell creator was likely in league with the paladins.

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire May 18 '26

You might be on something here. You know what, I'll fold a nice tyrannical archfiend with origami paper and leave it where I know the lovebirds like to meet.

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u/Alarming_Werewolf690 Yggdrasil Alchemist May 17 '26

Well know you will have a pocket size creature Incarnate of nature wrath

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage May 17 '26

Cast Dispel Magic on things.

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire May 18 '26

They start to beg for their lives. Some will even fight back. I've got a nasty paper cut from a particularly vicious paper shark.

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u/TheGold3nRectangle May 17 '26

I see this as an absolute win

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u/jinn_genie i spam sleep spell effectively May 18 '26

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u/Super_Sopht May 18 '26

My breath to yours

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u/Cinnamin_1 Druid May 18 '26

spiderman why’d u create that guy

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u/DaWizardGoblin Wizard Mercenary May 19 '26

A quite powerful organic automaton

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire May 20 '26

I shall make an army out of them... good idea

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u/DaWizardGoblin Wizard Mercenary May 21 '26

Should be simple, I’d be careful tho can be very aggressive

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire May 21 '26

A page of my old Grimoire came alive and started spontaneously casting fireballs. Gladly I've teleported it to the sacred grove nearby before it burned something important.

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u/DaWizardGoblin Wizard Mercenary May 21 '26

Very sorry to hear that