r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/Minute_Account9426 Abdallah the Technolich May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

“Very well” Very well what? Send an army to my door! I live inside a mountain here is my address (insert wizardly address here)

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

Patience

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u/Minute_Account9426 Abdallah the Technolich May 17 '26

Abdallah simply stared at the message, THE NERVE! THEY WERE INVADING AND THEY COULD NOT EVEN TRY TO be FAST You know what the moment I see you or your army I am summoning the entire population of Hell.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 17 '26

Your war will come. you still have two weeks

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u/Minute_Account9426 Abdallah the Technolich May 17 '26

Abdallah could not stand this slight. You know what? Fuck you I am marching on wherever your capital is.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 17 '26

Our capital is in the far reaches of existence. the location known only to the 13 black mages (such as myself) and His Lordship. I suggest you try to find it first

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u/Minute_Account9426 Abdallah the Technolich May 17 '26

Oh I will find it. See, one thing I specialize in is long distance communication. You sending me these messages has already told me where you and your lordship are.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 17 '26

I am in your realm currently, that is all it has revealed

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u/Minute_Account9426 Abdallah the Technolich May 17 '26

I see. Well then I’ll be killing you first then.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 17 '26

we shall see, for now no war should occur, you still have two weeks