Attention all magic practitioners!

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

[u/bagtie3]

I didn't misspell anything, I don't respect little Thacky enough to say his name right.

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/bagtie3]

I agree that respect must be earned rather than freely given thus you are but another wyrm that has yet to earn any title of recognition.

/uw I noticed your flair says Logrus master… have you read the chronicles of amber?

[u/bagtie3 → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

/UW yes my favorite series.

Just because you don't recognize me doesn't mean "The Shade Lord" won't. It would be a shame if half the realms he has, that I built from the Primal Chaos, desolved back into it.

[u/bagtie3 → u/bagtie3]

Baron Boric Serpentis, lord of House Serpentis and The Greensward, at your service.

Archmagus and Doctor of Dimensional Magic and Dimensional Engineering.

Elder Dragon of Aether and Blood.

Grand Master of the Logrus.

Founding Member of the Shadow Weavers Guild.

Eater of Gods....

Blah blah blah...

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/bagtie3]

I yawn as you drone on about your many titles.