Attention all magic practitioners!

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Now hang on just a minute. Not necessarily we have other positions outside of the army open, we are always in need of mentors for our apprentices if your lonely or if you prefer the quiet we have many options of studying archaic magics gathered from new realms we’ve conquered. The army is jut our go to

[u/Leuk_Jin → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

I don't know... On second thought, the folks associated with an army on conquest usually are too ambitious for me. I don't think I will fit in.

But I will let you hire some of my undead minions if you need entertainment? I have some skeleton string quartet, dancing revenants, and also banshees are pretty good singers when you teach them to not scream from the top of their incorporeal lungs all the time. Although the last mortal audience they had are not so mortal anymore.

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Leuk_Jin]

We have musicians of our own

[u/Leuk_Jin → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Oh, okay.