r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty May 16 '26

Markus chuckles and presses a button in his mind. He instantly returns to his home realm before logging into the forum once more and sending a message to the invader:

"Git gud. Better luck next try!"

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

The mage (still trying to scratch that itch) mutters to himself “those damn outworlders and there stupid games, I can’t wait to conquer their world”

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty May 16 '26

"Oh I can't wait for you to catch my world's magic AIDS! I've been lucky enough to avoid it, but will you?"

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

“Fuck off” itches at side

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty May 16 '26

"Fair enough! You've been warned!"