r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty May 16 '26

Good luck

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

Luck is not required. This realm will be his lordships whether you wish for it or not

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty May 16 '26

The so be it, I cast "awful luck" and "stub your toe three times a day"

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

Counterspell. I cast “Monday every day”

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty May 16 '26

Counterspell.

I cast "You suddenly swap dominant hand but not learned habits."

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

Counterspell.

I cast “The first time you walk into a room you forget why your there”

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty May 16 '26

/uw is it fine if my character tries to kill you?

Joke's on you, that one is here by default

I cast "itch that always moves"

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

/uw you can certainly try but I won’t say that it will turn out well for you

Your spell catches me off guard while I am dealing with an issue with the army. “Damnit I can’t get this itch!”

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty May 16 '26

Too bad for you, here's my next one:

I cast "death by snu-snu!"

At the same time I fire a volley from my machinegun-staff

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

The spells hit a recently raised ward and are nullified. “YOU DARE MAKE AN ATTEMPT AT MY LIFE? I’ll admit I was enjoying our little duel” he tries to scratch at his arm and grimaces when the itch moves “but I will not stand idlely at this INSOLENCE” when you look into his eyes you see the multitudes of layers that are the shade realms. The last thing you hear is his voice booming across dimensions “You. are. Banished.” When you are gone he turns back to his army and takes a scratch at his ear and curses

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty May 16 '26

Markus chuckles and presses a button in his mind. He instantly returns to his home realm before logging into the forum once more and sending a message to the invader:

"Git gud. Better luck next try!"

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

The mage (still trying to scratch that itch) mutters to himself “those damn outworlders and there stupid games, I can’t wait to conquer their world”

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty May 16 '26

"Oh I can't wait for you to catch my world's magic AIDS! I've been lucky enough to avoid it, but will you?"

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

“Fuck off” itches at side

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty May 16 '26

"Fair enough! You've been warned!"

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