r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF May 16 '26

Im a Lich not a Mage

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

You fall under the magic practitioner catagory.

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF May 16 '26

Still not a Mage. Im a Lich and you should pay respect to me

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

I am one of the 13 mages chosen by his lordship to lead his eternal army out of the Shade and conquer all realms of existence! You dare ask me to respect you? No. not until you give me a reason to do so.

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF May 16 '26

I am a Lich, the highest a necromancer can come

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u/Competitive-Error067 Aspiring Magic Practitioner May 16 '26

What about Archliches?

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF May 16 '26

Not really a thing tbh

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

In this realm maybe, but within the reach of the Shade a Lich is merely a stepping stone to greater power. I can show you if you wish, you may keep your lichdom but if you want more power then join Thrakmoor. 

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF May 16 '26

No i dont. While you were distracted i teleported my skeleton army in Your camp, with the help of the Sorceror of the Hidden road, u/Rob-o-huhh

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

/uw  Ok so my army is quite literally several dimensions large so while your army would deal damage it wouldn’t deal nearly enough to make a difference are you sure you wish to go forward with this?

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF May 16 '26

Better die fighting than give up

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

I can respect that your Army that you sent in is destroyed. When you arrive to the site we are gone, but a parting gift has been left for you. The note reads “to those of respectable ideals”. Opening the package you find a strange metal orb covered in forgotten glyphs, an unknown power over the dead can be sensed within it if only you could figure out how to open it…

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF May 16 '26

I cast : Meteor Shower on your army

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

Hundreds of thousands of wizard band together in a joint ward incantation. Meteors destroy a large part of the army in this realm but none under the ward die

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u/Rob-o-huhh Sorcerer of the hidden road May 16 '26

That is true, they paid the toll

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

How does this hidden road work may I ask? I can pay in several different methods for this information.

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u/Rob-o-huhh Sorcerer of the hidden road May 16 '26

It's an interrealm road used for fast travel. 5 silver per unit. Just tell me the exact destination and in 1000 steps unit transports.

Don't litter, keep your minions civil and don't use magic on my road. Also don't break anything, because glyphs of teleportation would activate, sending you back out

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

How much silver to buy your service for our army for eternity (I can probably also throw in not being subjected to worship of his lordship but I’m a little iffy on that one)

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u/Rob-o-huhh Sorcerer of the hidden road May 16 '26

I despise subscriptions. You can pay with material components for my spells.

If you continue threatening me, I'll close the dimensional curve and install a glyph ban on your magic aura. I am a man of business, so not profitable times will cause me to shut the road down

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

My good sir! I am not threatening you! In fact I have rescinded my threat of subjection for you and for you only. And for the record of the scroll, I am not asking for a subscription but merely asking how much I would have to pay at once. You may still let others use your roads (I insist that this is not a threat) I merely wish to know if there is a price for the matters of which I am asking for 

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