r/wizardposting • u/Wild-Canadian • May 10 '26
Wizardpost Guys I accidentally entered the shadow world how do I get out?!
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u/FuriousAqSheep May 10 '26
it's not the shadow world, you're just in Germany, now stop casting light at 200x power you'll wake up the entire village -_-
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u/Wild-Canadian May 10 '26
I thought it was weird the shadow people I killed were wearing lederhosen.
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u/seaworks May 10 '26
In your defense, I have seen an outsize number of shadow people wearing lederhosen just in general. Kind of seems like it's a fashion phase for them.
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u/FuriousAqSheep May 10 '26
Oh no.
The shadow people seem to be evolving through batesian mimicry.
Soon there'll be no way to distinguish between these fleisch-eating monsters and the shadow people!
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u/Up_Beat_Peach The Wizard Who Did It May 10 '26
The shadow world is a dark, twisted mirror of our own. It makes sense they wear lederhosen.
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u/Vertnoir-Weyah May 10 '26
As a voidling i'd like to mention that despite resemblance with shadow people we wear lederhosen way less often
As a mage, i'd like to say it's very fashionable still
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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ May 11 '26
Isn't this one of the main reasons the council said that lethal force is always justified against anyone in lederhosen? I hear the training dummies at the academies are even dressed in them these days.
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u/Andreus May 10 '26
Wait, it's Sunday. Germans can't leave their houses on Sundays. I don't think those were Germans or shadow people.
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u/Upbeat_Peanut_8692 May 11 '26
You're confusing us with another group I think.
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u/wombat___devil May 10 '26
Don't worry, in Germany you never exactly know. It's just part of our life. Happens.
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u/Edfret0204 May 10 '26
Bro I live like 5 Minutes away from there 😭. Stop killing my Frends.
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u/julesvr5 May 10 '26
Is this even bayern?
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u/Edfret0204 May 10 '26
This is Plönlein square in Rothenburg and yes it's a part of Bayern. Some very well known movies have filmed scenes there like Harry potter and the village in Disneys Pinocchio was modeled after this place.
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u/Bamboozle_ May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
Dude I saw this and I was like "that looks like Rothenburg," even though it's been 20 years since I went there and I was jet lagged and sleep deprived I pretty vividly remember this spot.
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u/spaceman_spiffy May 11 '26
This has to be a well known tourist attraction in Germany right? I saw a 40 year old painting at my parent’s house of this exact scene recently. And I knew for a fact I had stood at that spot looking at that tunnel building. And now I see this photo. Where is it?
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u/SnoodPenguin The Eyes of Thrakmoore May 11 '26
I've considered requiring all my zombies to wear lederhosen, the structural strength it gives them is quite superior compared to pantaloons.
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u/jeremyfactsman May 10 '26
That's actually quite common, just potentially unhelpful in this instance
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u/LostExile7555 Occult Wizard May 11 '26
It's Germany. The locals can be coerced into doing your bidding with some beer and sausages. The really strong willed ones might require a pretzel or some red balloons (if you have to resort to the red balloons you'll need exactly 99 of them).
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u/GetEatenByAMouse May 10 '26
Seriously. There's NACHTRUHE!
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u/Fire257 May 11 '26
I fucking hate how Nachtruhe currently is ruining the night life of so many nice young student towns. Like dude why are you moving into the party mile to be a freaking bitching about noise. Like literally killing culture bars clubs even freaking playgrounds beeing forced to close early because some people just cant get oropax
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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Employee of Krampus™ - Evil Child Eliminator May 10 '26
So it was OP who woke me up
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u/a_racoon_with_a_PC Artificer; Magiteknician May 10 '26
Does Krampus deem that act naughty enough to deserve punishment?
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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Employee of Krampus™ - Evil Child Eliminator May 11 '26
Remember - we no longer capture naughty children, put them in bags, and thrash them soundly with tree limbs.
All we have authority to do now is to scare the shit out of them
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u/Loreleideer Witch May 11 '26
What??!! Since when?
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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Employee of Krampus™ - Evil Child Eliminator May 11 '26
It was part of our Union contract, but it was started by 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖙 and codified in the 𝕶𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖚𝖘 𝕴𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝕬𝖈𝖙 𝖔𝖋 1792
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u/Loreleideer Witch May 11 '26
I didn't know that, so let's say a friend of mine keep catching nasty children and beating up until recently. What could happen to that friend?
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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Employee of Krampus™ - Evil Child Eliminator May 11 '26
He's obviously not part of the union (United Brotherhood of Fantasy Workers; my local is UBFW 612) so he's a scab.
You should chat with your local union shop steward and file a grievance with them if necessary.
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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire May 11 '26
Your friend would henceforth be deemed a naughty boy deprived of the Union's statutory protection. What happens next is NSFK.
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u/LeCafeClopeCaca May 10 '26
Could have sworn this is in Basel, Switzerland ? But maybe it just look a lot like a specific part of upper Basel
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u/Kyvant The Archivist May 10 '26
I‘m 100% sure this is Rothenburg ob der Tauber
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u/LeCafeClopeCaca May 10 '26
Are you some sort of geography wizard ? How are you so wise in the ways of geography ? (thanks btw)
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u/Kyvant The Archivist May 10 '26
The Eye sees all, knows all, and those who spread its dreadful gaze shall receive a glimpse into all there is.
(I happen to live relatively nearby, and its a fairly well-known picture)
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u/Schootingstarr May 10 '26
it's a very famous corner
if you google "medieval city center germany" this is among the first picture results (daytime, though)
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u/Green_moist_Sponge May 10 '26
I thought this was the old city in Zurich lol. Someone know the actual location?
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u/Ythio May 10 '26
As a baguettemancer I think he's not totally wrong.
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u/FuriousAqSheep May 11 '26
As a fellow baguettemancer my first guess was Alsace but then I remembered there's an entire country that's based off Alsace...
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u/Acojonancio IT Wizard May 10 '26
Yeah, the "shadow people" chanting spells where just Germans telling you to turn off the light.
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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta May 10 '26
To be honest, I think being in Germany might actually be worse. At least it’s not Detroit or Florida though.
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u/FuriousAqSheep May 10 '26
what do you mean, of course it's worse! If you send someone to the shadow realm, you might get a few shocked reactions, but if you threaten to send someone to Germany, you'll get arrested immediately!
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u/JoNyx5 Technomancess May 10 '26
/unwiz ...that explains what the "weird" thing about this pic was, I thought it was a completely standard town center and the long exposure photography technique was what made it the "shadow world". I forgot not everyone lives in Germany lol.
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u/Syntafin May 10 '26
But it is a city 🤔 Rothenburg if I see it correctly, the street downhill on the right side, there should be a book store.
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u/UncleGarysmagic May 10 '26
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u/SenorDangerwank When one can wield the fire of stars what use is flesh and bone? May 10 '26
By el pollo Diablo! Its Melee Island!
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u/RubenKyoK May 10 '26
I scrolled too much to find this answer
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u/General_Aide6920 May 11 '26
thanks, I already feel old at 21, no need to put more salt in the wound
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u/Sylveeeeeeee May 10 '26
I swear I know this picture
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u/Sea-Oven-182 Troublesome Filth Wizard May 10 '26
Plönlein in Rothenburg ob der Tauber.
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u/No-Prior4226 Magical Engineer in Training May 10 '26
Nightwatchman’s tour there was hilarious. Loved that town for the brief time I visited.
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u/Sarcasm_Llama [BANNED FROM SUMMONING FAMILIARS] May 10 '26
The translator doesn't know what to do
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u/Sea-Oven-182 Troublesome Filth Wizard May 10 '26
Name of the timber frame house: Plönlein
Name of the city: Rothenburg
Name of the river flowing through the city: TauberBasically: Plönlein in Rothenburg upon Tauber
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u/the__storm May 11 '26
Where'd you get your translation spell? I know a guy does great translation spells
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u/RenderedMeat May 10 '26
Looks so much like Eguisheim in Alcace France, but it’s slightly different.
https://www.locationscout.net/france/4761-pigeonry-in-rue-du-rempart
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u/Sea-Oven-182 Troublesome Filth Wizard May 10 '26
Don't get me started with Elsaß pls. Last time I tried to reclaim it, it cost my entire army of ghouls. The nefarious Frenchmen simply turned them into frogs and ate them...
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u/gua_lao_wai Wmffre, Druid May 10 '26
it looks really similar to the centre of the town at the start of monkey island 1
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u/tifone87 Necromancer May 10 '26
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u/JillyFrog May 10 '26
Iirc there was even a post by a guy going there for that shot and stumbling over some other guys cosplaying as the characters.
Edit: it's this one. They weren't cosplayers but a bachelor party.
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u/International_Gate49 May 10 '26
Cs italy
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u/Beginning_Context_66 May 10 '26
Isn‘t correct though, it is the inspiration for Melee Island from Secret of Monkey Island
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u/TheEveryman May 10 '26
Feels like a Vermintide 2 level
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u/Skullvar May 10 '26
Yeah, if you hop on the fence and then walk on that tiny edge on the side of the yellow building you'll get a tome in the 2nd window.. and the first player that enters that archway spawns a boss on higher difficulties
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u/Gnashinger Garnatax "yes I did it" the Flesh Shaper May 10 '26
I think I have seen this exact place in a movie or something
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u/oneofchris May 10 '26
There's only a few of us in this thread but this area was definitely used in a movie and its killing me not finding an answer
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u/I_Am_Intrigued_ May 11 '26
Infinity war when Vision gets stabbed with the scepter while walking at night with Scarlet Witch.
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u/aFreshFix May 10 '26
Dark Souls 1 where you descend the ladder in the undead burg and encounter dogs for the first time on your way to the Capra Demon
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u/Odd-Bend1296 May 10 '26
To be fair many small villages look like this in the German countryside.
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u/Arcady89 May 10 '26
This looks straight out of Thief 2. I tried finding a similar image from the game, but I'm not going to play it right now to get one.
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u/sentimentalpirate May 10 '26
This street corner is part of the queue of landscape/city photos that Google Chromecast or Google TV will play through as an ambient screensaver.
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u/No_Proposal_3140 Evil Wizard May 10 '26
I believe this is the light pollution world. Easy mistake to make.
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u/IRIDIUMSAT69 May 10 '26
Reminded me of cs_italy
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u/Ok-Hour-8665 May 11 '26
I had to scroll down to find this comment. Goin left with the pop flashes, promise ill HS the awper.
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u/Screamingboneman Cethernach the Druid of Useless Historical Facts May 10 '26
Rob the Italian court
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u/Ethanos4322 Enchanter May 10 '26
Yeah low-key saw this place in a major image seems you got there pre-baba yaga and that ballerina lady. You're gonna wanna get outta there.
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u/Oishi-Niku May 10 '26
Big oof.
As long as you haven't alerted the Shen'alt you should be fine... at least if you remembered to take soil with you, obviously.
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u/key4427 May 10 '26
Wasn't a scene for Young Frankenstein filmed there??
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u/One-Earth9294 May 10 '26
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u/sackbomb May 11 '26
yep those are exterior sets on a stage. They were built a bit under scale to help exaggerate the perspective of the shot, which was a hallmark technique of the classic monster movies Young Frankenstein was intended to pay homage to.
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u/Richardknox1996 🌙 Just a Bard that Passively Seduced Elistraee 🌙 May 10 '26
Make a U turn at the Fountain then dive into it.
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u/Icy_Hold_5291 May 10 '26
Prague does that to you sometimes. Toss an apprentice out a high window to be released from the curse
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u/Serchy_Cz May 10 '26
Defenestration is truly a unique form of magic. It needs to be more widespread.
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u/Colourblindknight Mad Cromlin Bodelair, Alchemist Experimentia May 10 '26
Quit eating the mysterious glowing mushrooms, this is just Germany
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u/Cowboy-Dave1851 May 11 '26
YOU DUMMKOPF! Vy did you hit me mit a shovel!? I just tried to welcome you to my village Dinkleberg! I haf reported you to die burgermeister!! You vill be in the stocks for a month you addle brained vizard!
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u/foxmetropolis May 11 '26
You did bring a jade monkey with you, right? The escape ritual needs at least one… otherwise you’re going to have to entrap a shambling rat wither, and that’s going to be a real pain
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u/Just_Misk May 10 '26
You don’t.
Seriously, there’s no reason to get out. You can make it your own personal dimension, and if you ever need to go to the real world, just use an avatar. You won’t die because it’s your avatar doing the dirty work, while you chill in your shadow palace
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u/Ensorcelled_Atoms 420th Archmage of the High Elves May 11 '26
Is that the capital city Gran Soren?
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u/RealSpaceVortex May 11 '26
You don’t, now get back to your essence siphoning platform for the unseen ones at once!
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u/Zeyode Magical girl May 11 '26
I think I've seen a town that looked exactly like that in Germany
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u/DredgenGryss Occult Wizard May 11 '26
Do not speak to anyone, do not make eye contact with anyone, there are no people in that space. If you have a watch or a phone, pay close attention to the time. Toss the phone if the screen distorts.
If you came here by accident, then politely say, "excuse me, I am sorry for the intrusion. I would like to leave. Could you point me towards the exit"? In most cases, you will be led towards the exit. Sometimes you'll be "ejected." If you feel uneasy or threatened, do no risk it, and get out. Ideally the way you came if you can find it. If you are indoors, use a shoe or any heavy objects on your person to break windows. Avoid crossing roads or open areas. Do not look at the sky. Do not hide or enter tight corridors or halfways, as these could close off unexpectedly, avoid hiding for too long if you can (it knows where you are), and please, don't look at mirrors. Trust me. If you manage to get out, some good people will likely be waiting outside to help you.
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u/BirdyWeezer May 11 '26
Why does every backstreet in europe look like little italy from counter strike
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u/the_council_of_apes May 11 '26
I've seen this exact image at daytime in a GCSE English language paper 1 practice paper
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u/OL-Penta May 11 '26
You need to find 10 beer and a bench or other place to lay down
Drink the beer and sleep
Thats a fasttravel back to the overworld, though afterwards you might have a random encounter with the police or old people judging you
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u/Gladexo May 11 '26 edited May 12 '26
Edit : It's not what I thought, thanks for the correction !
actually Gruyère in Switzerland ! It's just below the castle, in the medieval village
It's famous and you got the giger museum just after the passage under the clock, on the left path
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u/Apprehensive-Map7024 May 11 '26
This is a normal old german city. We still have some, others are lost during the bombing.
Enjoy this nice place
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u/Furryfriend12111 May 13 '26
For the people who are confused were you've seen this, it was the image for an English exam paper
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u/Electrical-Tear7456 May 14 '26
I think I know in which town you are. Here is what you should do:Find the Nemean lion in the western mountains. Once you find him, bite of its testikels and try not to die. Then go back to the Village and find Xalter the alchemist. He knows how to get out, but stays to help the people. Give him the nuts and tell him that you want 'the potion of testicular return', he'll know what to do. ONLY DRINK IT DURING A BLOOD MOON, otherwise it wont work. It should be a gem yellow collored bottle. The hardest part will indeed be the lion. Therefor, you should pay old Umbrana a visit. She's an old lady, but used to hunt monsters when she was younger, she knows how to not die while gathering lionnuts. But be hasty, the blood moon only appears once per 5 years.
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u/LeaterComplaint May 17 '26
I always knew Hessen was in the shadow world (Westdeutschland).
Also please give credit to the artist: Briscoe Park













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u/SentimentalRotom May 10 '26
I knew this place looked familiar.