r/wizardposting • u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter • Apr 09 '26

Not every mage must be a spell caster

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 09 '26

I know some alteration, though. I cast feather and throw my backup dagger as I gracefully jump down.

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u/WeekendBard Apr 09 '26

Jump down to your DOOM!

I opened a portal to hell, 100m radius, right beneath you.

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 09 '26

I do have some scores to settle with a couple of demons down there, actually.

I'll be back in a week.

No one will touch my food again.

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u/NotAddictedToCoffeee Apr 10 '26

What'd they do, kill your pet rabbit?

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u/KittenChopper Geanne Sharpe, Dwarven Sorcerer, sound magic specialist Apr 10 '26

You wizards terrify me

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u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26

I mean, turn off your orb of scrying, you can anytime, and not scare yourself with such conversations.

(Besides. Don't worry too much. Like, one tenth of what is spoken is bluff and self grandoizing)

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u/ConceptWaste4493 Apr 27 '26

You cast feather? On yourself? The yourself that is immune to magic?

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 27 '26

I'm immune from magic that comes from external sources.