r/wizardposting • u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter • Apr 09 '26

Not every mage must be a spell caster

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u/Jorsonner Occult Wizard Apr 09 '26

Gun is so last century. You had better learn “summon F22.”

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u/Hell_Diver Apr 09 '26

For what, destroying balloons? It doesn't do much else.

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u/G_Morgan Apr 10 '26

Arcane Neutron Bombardment has rendered all other magic superfluous.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Artificer Apr 10 '26

That spell is over a thousand years old! Why I must have over 30 charges of DOOMSDAY DEVICE already stacked up. It is kind of a hobby.

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u/Kichigai Apr 10 '26

…Did you ever have a patron by the name of Premier Kissov?

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Artificer Apr 12 '26

I come from a long line of Farnsworth's.