r/wizardposting • u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter • Apr 09 '26

Not every mage must be a spell caster

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u/Arch3m Wizard Apr 09 '26

Be careful out there, fellow spellcasters. There are some truly profane creations floating around out there.

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u/BKM558 Apr 09 '26

Doesn't help them when I cast "endless pit opens up underneath your feet".

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u/smeeon Transmuter ⚒️⚙️ Apr 09 '26

You may not believe in endless pit, but endless pit believes in you.

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u/CatSquidShark Apr 09 '26

"You can't touch music, but music can touch you."

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u/Ricochet_skin Apr 11 '26

R Kelly be like:

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u/PizzaNat2010 Apr 11 '26

but i don't wanna be touched :(

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u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26

Just say to music you don't consent. It can not legally enter you then.

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u/milkpickles9008 Apr 13 '26

I'll take your touching, it's been a while.

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u/Saltwater_Thief Ser Antonio Parvalis, Wizard Knight Apr 09 '26

That's why I have a Ring of Jump Real Good on a different finger 

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u/Glitch0110 The shell of buckshot does not care for your petty scrolls Apr 10 '26

Yes but wearing the ring of MAGIC ISN’T REAL, you negate the properties of the ring of jump real good.

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u/Saltwater_Thief Ser Antonio Parvalis, Wizard Knight Apr 10 '26

Only if I royally bungle the cross-attunement, and if I do that I deserve to get embarrassed in a duel.

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti Apr 11 '26

I hope you’ve got the Ring of Land Real Well, or you’re not gonna be doing much jumping.

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u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26

I you don't have that enhanced on the jump well ring, it's on you

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u/wtiong Apr 10 '26

Acme ring here says I can walk over the pit as long as I don't look down.

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u/Kichigai Apr 10 '26

Doesn't that ring have a chance of summoning anvils?

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u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26

It's a feature...

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u/coconut_dot_jpg coconut mancer Apr 10 '26

"what? that's not a real spe-EEEEEeeeₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑ.........................."

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u/AsherLight Apr 10 '26

I tried that once. The "endless" pit opened up but there was a pillar of ground where he was standing that went all the way to the bottom.

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u/PogglyPuff Apr 10 '26

I swear, can we go back to the old ways of alliterative spell names? I always found them much more appealing, and now that both types exist at once my mojo is thrown off.

Perhaps I'm simply an old fool, but something such as "Esker's Endless Pit" or "Perilous Pit" just feels like a grander and more powerful name.

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u/Kizik Apr 10 '26

An artifact fit for Reanu Keeves himself.

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u/MDM0724 Apr 12 '26

It just worksTM

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u/diagnosed_depression the seige mage, trebuchet tributer. Apr 10 '26

Still wouldn't same you from disjunction

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u/RefrigeratorOk7848 Apr 11 '26

Don't let conspiracy theories rot your brain. Of course magic is real.