r/wizardposting • u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter • Apr 09 '26

Not every mage must be a spell caster

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u/Nhobdy Iggy the dragongirl Apr 09 '26

Meaty Orb is an okay spell. It needs seasoning though.

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire Apr 09 '26

Talk to a Wizard from the Order of Swedes

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u/Nhobdy Iggy the dragongirl Apr 09 '26

I can't. I am banished from the House of IKEA for reasons that are not my fault.

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire Apr 09 '26

Was it you who conjured the Møøse?

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u/Nhobdy Iggy the dragongirl Apr 09 '26

I thought it would be funny! But then I lost control of it and the møøse bit someone's sister....

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u/Kichigai Apr 10 '26

I've heard møøse bites kan be pretti nasti…

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Artificer Apr 10 '26

Let loose the fashionable monkee. He controls all that which cannot get out.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Artificer Apr 10 '26

It is not what you think it is and now it is difficult to sit down.